Cheers

Another xmas and Beth is still not famous and Howard is still stuck on that same stale radio show firing all his on-air staff so he can chatter without interruption like a geriatric idiot on Ritalin about how a botched movie publicity stunt is an attack on America equal to the tragedy of September 11th. Oh, but he has big dreams as you cannot get the mouse on the wheel in his head to stop as he keeps obsessing about getting his own TV talk show and his second shot at a big movie, one that won't be thrown onto the video market within months of its release in the dead zone.

Barren Bethie has nothing to do but obsess about how to post more pictures of herself on the Internet and had her staff make a xmas card featuring herself at that D List stale reading of a xmas story at a performance of the Rockettes in New York City. Wow Beth, don't you know that anybody can do that little appearance? It was the biggest thing in her life aside from that big granny dress she wore to cover up and hide her enormous legs and fat thighs.

On 12/24/14, Beth's little photoshop elves were busy making this card [below] and posted it on Instagram. How's the cash grab from Judy O's teachers' union comin'? We just knew it would be mandatory that they buy your book that teaches a lesson to kids that a nice lady named Beth is rich. That same rich woman who selected a purebred Persian cat is the one badgering the public for money for her personal foundation. Fund it yourself Beth, stop spinning on American television hopping around as we approach year three of you asking the public for seven million dollars. How about going to N. Korea to save all the dogs and cats from the frying pan? Maybe that country will give you seven million dollars to jump in the ocean to save the radiated fish. I am sure Howard can fire up the corporate jet and you can photograph yourself into a frenzy flying over the ocean into Korean airspace when the radar cuts out and Howard can get you declared legally dead after seven years.

Sir Elton & David are now official and it seems they needed lessons on how to throw a proper wedding celebration. Howard Stern got 98 yr old Barbara Walters to attend his wedding at a local tourist trap and a drunk Chevy Chase [who can't get arrested if he tried] Toasted the couple before Beth was shuttled out because she cannot remain vertical for more than two hours at one time.

Eat your heart out Beth.
Oops, I woke up Howard
again.

We can't wait for the unveiling as Howard & Beth race to the South of somewhere to get bandaged for the holidays so they can be camera ready in January when the old man gets an extra hour to get his saggy carcass into work for three days a week while Beth figures out how to stuff herself into denim leggings as she uses a Sharpie to draw giant red x's over Taylor Swift's photos in the tabloids.

Merry Fairy Christmas Beth Fans

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