This year Howard Stern is on board with Yoda the Cat and set up a campaign to make that cat more famous than Jesus.No slowing down for the holidays as Beth O needs to get her big story to the public about how she found a purebred Persian cat who later died and found a new one that is now fat and swats kittens off his cat trees and tries to chase them back into the prison cat room of Frau Warden Beth in her Hamptons Dungeon and Cat Prison Camp known as Stalag Beth.
Surprisingly, Beth is a Jew for this book tour as she has been parading around with the jewish necklace purchased by her husband Howard Stern. So the Catholics won't buy a book about a gay male cat fathering kittens? Hey Beth, doesn't that offend your profoundly devoted Catholic mommy that you brag about all the time? The one that Beth stated publicly that slammed the phone down and ran to her local church when she found out Beth was dating Jewish Howard Stern? Oh, but Beth stated she was "done" when she met Howard Stern, done with what Bethie? Done with the alleged escort business? Oh, right, you were escorted around only because you refuse to drive a car. Why Bethie? Was it a D-U-I? Were there any dead escorts lying in the road that we should know about? Inquiring minds want to know. Ha.
Yes, Beth's story about her adopted, openly gay male cat licking kittens needs to be told to the public as you need a purpose in life or you will die from a scripted heart condition and then have a ghostwriter say your cured. As told in the self absorbed Bethie's new book about Yoda the cat, Beth is portrayed as being single and trotting around her rich house staring at cats all day with no job and no purpose in life other than watching kittens fall out of her closet resulting in broken bones. Oh, the whole story is not in the book, yes, she rewrote that part, claiming a foster kitten named Petunia fell from the top shelf of her designer closet and Yoda saved the kitten when in reality it was a former foster cat named ROBIN that suddenly turned up with a broken leg for playing too hard; notice the item below posted on Beth's Instagram on July 7, 2014. Yes, Bethie, it's a mystery how the cat broke its leg. You have no business fostering anything but gallons of wine that can be disposed of quickly down your throat each week.
We can all thank Beth's openly gay management team of Mullett & Bloomfield for getting the greatest story ever told about Bethie and her purebred phony adopted Persian cat to the public and no, the story is not free, you have to cough up about $17 to read about Beth and line her pockets with some dough so we can all pay her salary for another tax quarter as Howard Stern scrambles to dodge the guys in the dark glasses who took down the Dapper Don no less, ha ha ha.
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| Beth's management team at an event in the Hamptons with the host of the Beth Awards far left, Nate Berkus, a designer from Chicago who got famous for almost dying in a Tsunami and lost his boyfriend or something and Oprah gave him a TV show which has been canceled for a long time. |
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| Rachael Ray poses with Beth on 11/18/14. She had to let bitchy Bethie on her show yet again to bore audiences who have no jobs and are stuck indoors. |
Then we have Howard Stern working overtime tapping away on his little computer ordering a bunch of Yoda the Cat books and getting all his little paid employees on board to type glowing reviews about the book and the wife who continues to brag and brag about her awesome feat of selecting a purebred Persian cat to drag back to Stalag BETH.
Funny how Howard is not portrayed in Beth's fantasy world and has an image of herself in the Yoda book as single, young, and hot all by herself...hmmm....that is really strange, I guess we now know Howard's wife truly does rule the roost. No wonder Beth's boyfriends ran from her and Amanda Peet allegedly got a restraining order....no skeletons will emerge from Beth's closet anytime soon or she will have them for dinner over a hot flame force feeding them Yoda the Cat books.
This purebred Persian cat who Beth claims had a heart condition that SHE cured by throwing him into a room full of feral cats, when the cat obviously already had surgery [notice the shaven right arm] and if any health condition existed with this cat it was already addressed but it didn't survive. But Beth scouted a Persian cat and her big time management team came up with a lame storyline to make Beth famous and appear like she did anything but throw the fat bully into the cat room where he continues to swat at any cat attempting to take the top seat. |
| Photo posted on Beth's Instagram 11/23/14 showing Yoda, Howard & Beth's fat son, at his usual top spot on the cat tree. |
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| Gary & Jon would review shitty collections of idiots wanting on television; oh just like Beth, an idiot wanting on television who is also a shitty collector's item leftover from 1998 when Howard failed to make her famous. |
I bet Bethie is glad Howard's paid stooges Gary Dell'Abate and Jon Hein already had a show on VH1 about reviewing idiots' collections of records or Star Wars toys, since now they could get Bethie on VH1 for an interview with that ex boy band stooge who was the paid husband of Jessica Simpson for that reality show arranged by Jessica's gay father [he is out, right?]. Yes, Beth is now on the idiot tour of rejects who are scrambling for dough.
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| Photo posted on Beth's Instagram 11/24/14. She's wearing the same stupid dress from the Arthur Kade podcast, or whatever the fuck that show is. |
Beth's management team knew a market existed for same sex couples with Yoda the male cat featured as fathering kittens.
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| Arthur Kade & Beth Stern doing god knows what with that book featuring the twin dopes on the back cover with their phony foster cat; oh that's right, Yoda was NOT a foster since he was a purebred, he was scouted and turned over to Beth's management team to concoct a story all about Beth and her feat of bravery throwing a purebred cat into a room full of feral cats in cages. |
The cute gay boys just keep coming out of the closet thrilled to be talking to the Howard Stern's wifey on her book tour claiming fame because she scored a purebred Persian cat to make her famous [is this attempt #112?].
More love from SiriusXM where Beth was on the gay channel OutQ with Larry Flick as Howard's gay, lesbian, transgender and transsexual followers are OUT in full force supporting the wonderful story of a male cat fathering kittens, wow, will the gays finally make Beth famous? Who knows, she's tried everything else.
Great catch that Howard is not included in the Yoda storyline in the book despite the fact that Beth keeps emphasizing in interviews that her hubby is her PARTNER in all of this. It's incredible that no one - not even Howard - can penetrate that "fantasy football" head of hers.
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