Turkey Break

So is the giant turkey taking a break this week from torturing people with her stupid boring book about a purebred Persian cat she threw into her kitty cat room in her Hamptons Photoshop Dungeon? 

We think Beth is taking a break from barking orders at everyone demanding money for her personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, as she spouts nonsense on every media outlet her husband Howard Stern can ferret out with his woodchuck chopper teeth as Beth shows off her diamond engagement ring on the Today Show last week [ha, that's funny...today show last week].

Beth has the nerve to badger people for money as she flashes her diamond engagement ring to TV audiences. I think it's time everyone tell Howard Stern and his hag to take a long jump off a short pier and cry to the fishes for money to fund their big dream of a giant building at the North Shore Animal League with Beth's name on it. Go fund it yourself and stop harassing people for money.

We will see if Beth will entertain the boys and Katie PugLee at Beth's Hamptons Hideout as the boys laugh all the way to the bank with Howard's money for the shitty work product called Yoda the Cat and His Kittens. I mean, Mullet & Bloomfield must be completely in hysterics that Howard Stern is that stupid, yet love is blind, and Howard loves the gay boys and he has made it no secret.

Okay, so Bethie should have her little faux turkey dinner all set to go to pretend she gives a shit about any animal but herself then be shuttled off to Pittsburgh to stay in her little Barbie bedroom at her childhood home while daddy does his visits at midnight routine, I mean, I might cry, how heartwarming that Beth can still go home again; oh wait, we all forgot about the Florida surgery center as Beth might be heading south to take a few selfies pretending to read a newspaper for all the little people back home digging for dimes to purchase Beth's latest bid for fame, that Yoda the Cat book about a dull overfed bully fathering kittens.  

The Sterns can't get Sheri off the brain as they got inspiration from her blog site as she posted her gourds a few weeks ago. Will the Zombies be guests this week? Has Zombie paid enough through his perfectly chiseled nose to Howard or is he still paying for that Great American Nightmare?

Then we have daddy Howard whose handler, Princess Emily of the Eternal Jewish Flame normally guiding her beloved father to all the jewish family gatherings over the holidays, Beth free, and turkey meatballs free, as Howard used to say they gobble up turkeys but not beef, yet we think they are gobbling up the stuff in the wine cellar and forgetting about any food as Howard's face is constantly in the healing position and can only drink liquids because of all his nips and tucks since he is obsessed with his stupid face and frizzy weaved perm that he keeps all in one piece sleeping in a cap so the plugs won't fall out overnight.

This gorgeous cat was featured
on the HSUS website and makes
Beth's Yoda cat look like a fat ugly bully.

Beth continues to be a pariah to the posh society set who want nothing to do with Beth O'Nobody as the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) held their annual exclusive event in New York City on 11/21/14 to raise support for the rescue, care, placement, and potential rehoming of thousands of animals in need because of disaster, cruelty, or neglect. 

Society girls Kimberly Ovitz, Georgina Bloomberg, and  Amanda Hearst attend the animal rescue event for HSUS.

Chevy Chase was invited to be a presenter at the event and we wonder why Bethie and Howard couldn't score an invite seeing how close they are to the SNL legend although the legend appeared to be his usual drunk self and embarrassed himself mouthing off throwing insults at Miss Ovitz, whose father used to be his agent during his slow decline into obscurity and sliding into the pit of Howard & Beth's wedding in a tourist trap restaurant about 6 years ago.