Cirque de la Stupide

Beth is just getting started with her book tour and traveling circus freak show of weirdos who worship her on her social media sites and are buying the Yoda the Cat fairy tale story for idiots that are both aged shut-ins and alleged convicted person(s) where they think Yoda the Persian Cat fits right into their world of circus freaks and side shows where Huckster Howard Stern is their ringmaster.

11/22/14 FOX's
Cause For Paws
All-Star Dog Special,
Santa Monica, CA

We see Howard's other aged sideshow freak from his circus tent Whitney Collagen Lips Cumming has moved onto the corporate shill machine of veterinarian offices normally housed in pet shops serving the puppy mill industry as she was in Santa Monica jumping in front of cameras while Beth sits and stews yelling at her wig stand wondering where her plane tickets are to LA so she can continue her superstar book tour of obscure kids book stores and discount stores hoping a bunch of people will buy the story about a single rich blonde white girl who let's her white Persian cat play around her enormous closet as big as the houses they live in if they are lucky to have houses at all.

FOX's Cause For Paws, is an All Star Dog Event featuring many celebs sans Bethie since her husband refuses to pay for her plane ticket to LA:

Real Model and Actress Rebecca Romijn graced the event with her newly slimmer presence.

The obnoxious and fat again lap band failures [with alleged cancer side effects] were on hand since they need to start bonding with Kelly's new top dog on Fashion Police, Kathy Griffin. Beth Fans read is here first, that Kathy is set to replace Joan Rivers on Fashion Police. We will watch what happens on that front.

Kathy Griffin, fresh and facelifted and ready for her closeup has always been known for being a dog lover even though she left one of her dogs unattended so he could get crushed by a car [or was it eaten by wolves?] then cried about it on her defunct reality show when she had that husband she had to pay off to shut his mouth and not write a tell all book about her and reportedly Kathy owed him back wages for being her personal assistant and some-time manager. Kathy thought that being married meant no wages, ha, ask Beth O all about wages and a salary being the paid wife of Howard O'StillNotACelebrity.

Forever Jane was also at the event looking quite stylish.

Who almost wore the same dress better? Beth was at the AOL [Boring] Build online interview show and Hilary Swank was at the FOX Cause For Paws event:

This blogger obtained an audiotape of Evil Howard Stern chatting away under the influence of pasta & shrimp with thick cheesy alfredo sauce laced with the devil's ingredients as he swallowed....cases of booze laced with evil delusions and revealed some of the reasons for the staged interview of Beth O'Ostrosky Stern Ostrosky and Benjy Bronk whose entire family works for the tabloid industry and Benjy himself has appeared in the pages of "In Touch" magazine trying to be funny and critiquing some of the hollywood stars' outfits.

Secret Squirrel (SS): What was the real reason for Benjy interviewing Beth?

Evil Howard Stern (EHS): Benjy needed to know that I am sick of his shit, it was time he learn to start kissing Beth's ass. If I want him gone, he's gone, and he has to go begging for another job somewhere else. Beth needs publicity and Sirius doesn't allow infomercials unless someone pays for it and the script is approved. This time charity pays and pays big because this fucking book tour benefits them. I pay enough for Beth to be famous. 

SS: But, didn't you need an "out" for Beth, to explain some stuff before she hit the road again on tour? Or was this a local tour only and not national since the "Oh My Dog" debacle, which was overproduced, overdone, and tanked big.

EHS: Well, I needed to address the "escort" rumors which meant she was driven around since she doesn't drive a car. Her cheating that she admitted to? She was treated like shit by her clients, they never gave her anything. When they wouldn't give her the months rent, give her jewelry or real Gucci bags, not the shit that's for sale on the streets of New York, then she was gone, moved onto another client. I saved her from all that, she was a mess, I loved that blonde hair and fake tits and I doubled my wardrobe when she moved in, we wear the same size. We didn't get to it during the Benjy interview, but that's the reason for the apartment fire story, that's why she doesn't have any of her modeling photos, all her portfolios were in ashes, there was tons of water damage, all that, she was already living with me anyway, but gotta have a good story, you know, and no thanks to Benjy. But it was our story of why Beth doesn't have any good modeling photos from real jobs.

SS: I noticed you cut off the interview when Benjy was going to bring up the movie Whipped, with Amanda Peet, do I have that right?

EHS: That was supposed to prove that Beth doesn't want to rehash all that stuff and that Beth takes the high road, but she was mad as hell that she was promised a starring role as one of Amanda's girlfriends in the film, Beth was in a frenzy when that fell through; hey, I believed her, but it was a story Beth made up; she can't tell reality from fantasy, ...so that's why that big article Marianne Garvey did on Beth about her book...that girlfriend of Benjy's.

SS: Ex-girlfriend and she's friends with his sister; but anyway we know Beth must have been furious over the snub in the press at the Knicks game and Taylor Swift stole the show.

EHS: Beth gets really mad when I don't pay for the press item, so she gets ignored, even her girlfriend Jill Martin ignored her at the game, so you know, everyone is jealous of Beth that she married me.

SS: You really believe that don't you.

EHS: Yes I do, and I am going to therapy to have my bases covered in case something comes out in the press, or if Beth's family pushes me for more money, you remember, Mia Farrow said it first that Woody raced to a psychiatrist well before all that shit hit the press about him, and before the split with Mia, so you know, I gotta have my ass covered.

EHS said the interview was over since he had to go take a nap.

What happened with
Beth marketing the plush
toy of Yoda?
Another failed project
of the Sterns?

Meanwhile, Beth & Yoda can go cry in their pizza and wine and scream at Howard who spends thousands of dollars to support their latest bid for fame but still can't match the fame of Grumpy Cat who has his own TV movie on the Lifetime Channel and posed with fans at Macy's on 11/23/14:

Andy Cohen is on a national book signing tour and is in Miami, Florida with a launch party of the "Andy Cohen Diaries" as we sit and wonder if the Sterns are launching anything of importance in Florida over this holiday break in their busy schedule of doing nothing but self promoting their boring empty lives.

We love how the empty headed Mrs. Nobody still has to batch her little TV appearances together to save money as on November 19 she was interviewed by the two old hags on The Today Show, Hoda Frog Face and Kathy the Husband Stealer and then Beth did a remote long distance interview with Access Hollywood. How Beth and Howard fit on a show about Hollywood celebs is beyond me, but I guess all these shitty shows are scrounging for content.

What happened Beth, no LA book tour? All you get is a remote interview from NY? It seems the guys running the Access Hollywood website are not familiar with the English language:

Happy Grumpy Monday to all Beth Fans from the super important Sterns where nothing is beneath them when a free press photo op drops in their laps so they can be overly made up and stupid in their circus freak show they call a life as they are desperate to be famous. Too bad Satan changed his email address and is busy making everyone famous but Howard & Beth.