Shall We Play A Game?

HAPPY BETH TUESDAY

We love the game Howard plays; it's called, kiss the boss's ass before he fires your ass. Howard Stern faces a budget crisis every year at SiriusXM, his corporate cushy daddy employer, as expenses go up every year and Howard's salary and budget do not. So this year, Howard's kiss ass no talent writer Benjy has been tagged to grovel at the giant Tarzan feet of Beth O and conduct an interview with her about her new stupid book about a male cat and his kittens, I mean, I think standing in a food line is better than being forced to worship Beth Stern and her loser projects.  


For the Benjy & Beth interview, we hope Beth retells that delightful story when Sal the Stockbroker interviewed her years ago, he asked something about what her parents thought of her living with Howard Stern. Beth stated live on the air that her dad couldn't get the image out of his head of Howard having anal sex with Beth; oh, that's normal, doesn't every dad say that about their darling daughters? Only ones with that certain "mental image". 



Howard sits home and stews because he doesn't have the dough to spend on vacations unless his second job on "America's Got Talent" flies him to the West Coast where Howard can horn in on a vacation with Jimmy Kimmel and pretend it's a production meeting or something as a tax write-off; oh right, that was last year, so what will Howard spin this year to avoid paying for a vacation? The Kimmels' have been tagged, maybe they can change their name and pretend they already bought the required 50 copies of "Yoda the Cat and His Kittens" book.

Robert Plant always wore girl's tops
on stage that were too small to button.

At least Howard being stuck at home not being able to afford to travel gives him time to obsess over the constant snub from all surviving members of Led Zeppelin. Maybe Howard can contact dead singers who are desperate for airtime and interview them, they will still be required to follow Howard's script and say "Beth is hot as hell in the hell where we are", or something to that effect.

But this year, Beth finally has a work product. So let's bring in Beth O'Torsky for another interview on the Howard Stern show and she can talk about her book signing tour that already started in New Jersey where her sole modeling career existed in the pages of cheapo fat size lingerie catalogs.

Beth started her Yoda the Cat book tour on 11/17/14 where one baby showed up, 25 senior citizens, and one alleged felon. We can't wait to see what shows up on Beth Tuesday [11/18/14] for her book signing in NY.

We can't wait to hear Matt Lauer interview
Beth about her cat who fathers kittens by
swatting them off his cat tree in the Hamptons
phony foster cat room.

I am sure Howard is typing away on his little PC he bought with his production budget to write press releases for Beth's book tour as Robin the Stooge failed to die on cue so now she will be expected to wheel herself into the studio on Beth Tuesday to praise the top bitch Bethie unless she calls in dead and has to exist via an ISDN line into her couch. Well at least now Howard has been bumped up in the racist department having his bases covered by hiring a black woman.




Also on Monday, 11/17/14, Cary Elwes had a book signing in West Hollywood about the making of "The Princess Bride". Time hasn't been too kind to this actor whose looks expired suddenly after the making of that classic Rob Reiner film.

Here's another game

Let's guess what is going on with all that saggy fat on Beth's face. Face tape failure? IVF side effect? Fluid retention from a recent neck laser procedure? Nope, it's just that Beth is old and lies about her age, right Howard?

Photo taken 11/14/14 at the North Shore Animal League annual
 Beth awards gala dinner where it looks like Beth could skip a dinner or two.