Dolt On A Rope

Bethie was wild eyed and ready for her closeup at 7 AM on Wednesday for a second day in a row of interviews. I mean, the entire morning zoo TV audiences were subjected to Howard's prize dolt blathering on about some made up foster cat story where Beth appears in the pages of her selfie book about Yoda the Cat as a cartoon version of herself as a young thin thing with super long blonde hair. That is Beth's warped image of herself, I mean, she actually has been interviewed where she was asked what her first pet was. Does everyone normally ask a 45 year old woman that question? She is permanently locked into a fantasyland and needs a padded cell as she constantly has to flop on the floor after several hours of remaining vertical for talk shows that Miss 112 gets to appear on when she has another charity cash grab campaign going in full force.

Now, the phony book tour continues with Howard Stern paying for a ton of publicity for his wife who can't drive a car that snatched a purebred Persian cat to add to the other kitten props for photos uploaded to Instagram and declares them an Internet sensation when the only sensation inside her football head. 

Beth's book is a sickening display of a fairytale story all about Beth rescuing a purebred cat. Wow, Beth, out of stories already? Where's your autobiography where you document all the men you cheated on and ran from until landing that aged weave named Howard Stern who was desperate to be accepted into the Hollywood crowd only to be laughed at and treated like the pariah that he is until his Sirius daddy got him a job on TV to promote their stale satellite company while he promotes his TV job for NBC constantly on satellite.

Then we find out from the AOL Build interview that Beth does not have a drivers license. It was 25 years ago when she said she didn't like driving and it scared her and she hasn't driven a car since. Okay so around 17 years old the superstar dolt apparently got her drivers' license and never drove again. Good thing she has been ESCORTED around Pittsburgh before moving to New York, then moving to Germany, then Greece, the UK, South Africa and New Jersey...ummm was Beth thrown by that interview? Was she confusing being escorted around NY with actually being an escort?

Beth also talks about Howard Stern driving her everywhere, or her being driven by someone to drop off foster cats at real foster homes, as if Howard is involved in all this when not one photo exists of him passing off kittens to the real foster families when Beth poses with them all the time and posts the pictures on her media sites.

Beth fills her time with rapid selfies in between her passing out cold taking death selfies to satisfy Stern's necrophilia, I mean, nothing else explains how Howard can stand to be around that spinning dolt for more than two seconds. So, Howard plays time-out, play dead, and nap time constantly with his aged dolt with Swiss cheese holes in her head that she got while doing that Swiss alps photo shoot after she was kicked out of college and had to come up with a story to tell all her friends back home making fun of her. They know the girl spins tales, and Howard loves it because then nothing can be pinned down, he will just say his little girl cutie wife is an innocent dolt, when she is a dolt with a #purpose which is being famous by way of one idiot DJ or another.

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie

Beth loves these death selfies as she pretends to be laid out in an open coffin with feral cats running over her decaying body:

What happened to Beth's solo calendar career? Now Howard sticks Beth in a bra and tranny pants with some animal in the shot to get his prize nobody into the tabloids.

So did Howard forget his wife tells tall tales that she has memorized, unaware they don't make sense and she contradicts herself all the time, and other times she resorts to lying. I mean, can we finally all admit there are no European modeling photos? When can the dolt with no drivers' license admit this? Can Howard ever admit it? That he married a plus size idiot who modeled fat clothes in New Jersey? Gee, why didn't anyone buy her solo calendars; it's one of the mysteries of Pittsburgh.

Can you believe this freak face claims SHE cheated on her boyfriends and SHE left them for other guys until SHE met Howard Stern and was "DONE", omg.

Beth thinks escorting a bunch of different losers around New York is cheating until she met Howard Stern and decided to not cheat anymore. Who knew "cheating" was a code word for multiple clients. Hey, Beth, didn't you get a paycheck for your cheating? Or was it all cash and you just thought you were getting lucky with all the guys and dolls handing you cash? Tall tales have been told she only did BJ's, but with that horse mouth, god, it just doesn't ring true. But then it seems her backside was where she cheated until she met Howard and stopped cheating. Okay, fine, I think she's fucked in the head, but what do I know.

When will Bethie copy the Zombies again and start with goat rescue? Or has Beth done that already being a beard to old goat Stern?

Photo from around 1995 showing pre-nose job Sheri and
pre-nose job(s) Stern. Who knew Sheri used to wear 10 inch heels.

Well, I stand corrected. I always said Howard does nothing to support gay causes when I forgot he always supports the Long Island Bulldog Rescue and they always take Bethie so she can get a bunch of photos taken of herself. In 2013 Howard had the gays who run the charity on his show and this year Howard might be the "friend" that is appearing with Beth at the December 2nd fundraising event since he is desperate for publicity since his TV job does not start for 10 months yet and he is getting zero job offers and is stuck on that morning zoo radio he has done for the past 40 years.

Howard's giant head and estrogen body is growing with that massive facelift and glued on hair to cover up his massive balding hairline while he is having a major breakdown since his wife [who no longer cheats] is a 45 year old menopausal moron who thinks having a kid via natural conception is an option even though her husband states he wears 10 condoms while they have hetero sex yet Beth's father stated he has a mental image of Howard having anal sex with Beth. You think I'm making this up? Then you, along with everyone on the planet, have never listened to the Stern radio show.