Knick of Time

Howard just can't admit he gets corporate tickets to the Knicks games or hogs the courtside seats because his employer, NBC, pays for publicity for their summer filler show, "America's Got Talent" (AGT).

Everyone remembers when Howard failed to own up and tell the truth, that the sole reason he was at a Knicks game in April 2014, was because of publicity for AGT and Nick was filming a segment for the show. Howard would kill himself before admitting he is one of the bunch of paid corporate dolts working for wages. He would kill himself if he were forced to admit he is equal to Howie and Nick, hamming it up for photogs for publicity for AGT.

The pariahs hogged courtside seats on Wednesday night [11/12/14] and left because they were ignored. Taylor Swift and her party could finally all be seated together for courtside fun and games and interviews and they garnered tons of publicity since Taylor is on a press tour plugging her album as well as getting tons of press about her Scottish Fold supermodel cat who just signed a huge contract featuring special edition sneakers leaving Beth & her bully cat Yoda in the litter box.

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram, 11/11/14. Yes, Yoda the Cat finally
shits on Beth's stupid constant Instagram photos. 
He is sick of it, and sick of not being famous.

The self-proclaimed animal activists were both wearing stupid skinny leather pants and were miffed on Wednesday at the Knicks Game being ignored shortly before being driven out of the front row by real celebrities, Taylor Swift, et al, that were the center of attention. Boy, they picked the wrong night to parade around in those dumb leather pants making fools out of themselves.

Thrilled the old hag radio DJ and his nobody football headed wife finally
 left, the gang could have some fun and photogs went nuts
 taking a bunch of pictures for various media sites as well as publications.

Beth tried again to steal a spotlight since she was not invited to a huge society event in New York on 11/13/14 honoring Stella McCartney yet her photo appeared on WireImage and Getty Images. The media sites were immediately pelted with tomatoes and quickly corrected their error. They picked up not only Beth's photo, but a few others. The problem was, the photos said "Foxcatcher" [WireImage/Getty assigns new numbers to photos each day for each new event as shown in the screencap below], so the errors in posting the photos were quite obvious.

Beth's image was numbered:  #458927672

Beth gets embarrassed again and is driven off of the media pages as she was not invited to the 2014 Women's Leadership Awards honoring Stella McCartney.

We see Kate Upton [pictured left] was at both events this week, the Knicks game and the huge Stella McCartney event. Stella was the recipient of the 2014 Women's Leadership Award in New York, and many celebs showed up sans Beth's phony photo uploaded to the media sites. Yes, Beth with her stupid charity sinkhole bit was ignored for the women's leadership award.

Paul McCartney with the new wife since the Heather Mills thing just did not work out. Mills was seeking $100 million from McCartney but supposedly got half that amount plus child support. She now lives in the Hamptons realizing McCartney's money is tied up in Trust funds and debt, and the reason the 72 year old still works and married an old woman who can't add any more little Trust Funds to family.

Woman Leader of the Year, Stella McCartney. Don't mess with this gal; tales have been told she allegedly threatened her former stepmother during the marriage to her father. All we know is, Heather got out, but did stage a battle of her own, we don' t know who won, but both sides claimed victory.

Jerry Seinfeld and his weird blonde wife, she kind of looks like Bette Midler now. She most likely is hiding the silver hair caused by her alleged cancer treatments she had years ago from her tons of alleged IVF. She did win her lawsuit where she was accused of stealing recipes for her cookbook from another author and laughed about it, oh, such is the world of the Hamptonites, they love to be authors as the husbands keep the wives busy with their pretend careers and phantom dreams that they are famous.

Fun Yoko showed up to support Stella as she is now making nice with everyone to ensure smooth sailing across the river Styx when her time comes so everyone will be nice to Sean and not pelt him with a ton of lawsuits grabbing at the Beatles wealth that he will inherit.

A few of Heather Mills' [Paul McCartney's exwife] classy modeling photos have shown up on the Internet, so where are Beth's modeling photos from the UK and Europe and Greece and South Africa?