JackAss Tour

Bethie was bussed into the city this week to start her Jackass tour to promote herself and that ghostwritten drivel she calls a children's book.

Howard had some phony story on his Monday radio show that no one hears except the few people sitting in rental cars and the channel is stuck, so we all hope Howard didn't spend too much time on it, but he claimed that he shared a bed with his wife because she is in NY starting her big push to get suckers to buy her second book, which took four years to get off the ground. But that is Beth's job, taking your money and throwing it in her vault for her nest egg when the "O's" are finally evicted when Stern is no longer vertical but sequestered inside a mental home strapped to a bed because he could no longer handle the fact the entire world is jealous of him and that multi-wigged failed model he married. 

Beth documents herself sitting in her Manhattan apt.
Gee thanks Beth, what a celebrity, gotta constantly
take your own picture.

I thought this was the deceased
David Carradine but it was Jimmy Page
ignoring the Howard Stern show.

Per the usual routine, Howard Stern is invisible at the Sirius studios where real stars hit the "ignore" button when it comes to the phone calls from the Stern Show begging for guests. In reality, it's the agents booking certain celebs that are on a tour of a bunch of Sirius shows and Stern takes what he can get. But it makes Howard furious when he is ignored especially when celebs come through the studios and participate in the SiriusXM Town Hall, most recently, with Jimmy Page from Led Zeppelin on November 7th. I guess Jimmy Page is now jealous of Howard since he did the David Letterman Show but refused to parade into the Stern mothballed satellite show. What happened, Howard? Jimmy not desperate enough to do your show?

In 2012 the three surviving members of the legendary
rock group Led Zeppelin ignored the Howard Stern
satellite radio show and did the David Letterman Show.

In 2012, the entire KENNEDY CENTERS HONORS
ignored Howard Stern but recognized Led Zeppelin
and David Letterman for their lifetime contributions
to American culture through the performing arts. 
Oh, the Kennedy Center is jealous of Howard and Beth.

But Howard doesn't have a music station anyway and doesn't know rock or metal; his taste in music is some gawd awful stuff from a one-legged Mountain. I doubt Howard ever saw Led Zeppelin in concert anywhere, anytime as he claims but maybe if Howard keeps pestering the remaining members of the group they will get really old and really desperate and do the Stern show. The problem is, Howard is an immature asshole who has no idea what is cool and what isn't judging by that cross eyed nerd girl he married with the extra body parts and disappearing breast implants.

Photo is from June of this year when Beth
appeared in LA on Extra TV and Beth has
an Extra bulge in the front of her dress.

Didn't Jimmy Page study the philosophy of Thelema? Aleister Crowley was the founder of the Abbey of Thelema and his ghost ignores Howard Stern. Whatever demons are bothering Stern are D List demons that Howard's psychiatrist tells him are jealous of his fame.

All Howard does on his Beth Plug Radio show is air tons of commercial-free Beth publicity in between commercials. Howard brags about how everyone is jealous of him even though he was thrown off of free radio while Robin the Black Woman cackles at the white people as the rest of the Stern crew worship Howard's Prize Jackass, Princess Bethie, who is scrounging for work in the kiddie market now where every dime goes into her pocket funding her personal foundation housed at the corporate tax shelter, the North Shore Animal League. Maybe Jimmy Page would do the Stern show if Beth were riding Therion [beast; deity in Thelema]; heck, she'll do anything to become famous but the Devil refuses to renew her contract and he now has a restraining order against her.

Happy Beth Tuesday

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