Happy Holidays, Suckers

Beth wants to thank all you suckers, idiots, stooges, and morons out there who are buying her latest charity cash grab gimmick that she had the nerve to put into print, which has taken Howard Stern four years to produce since no one would touch Beth Pariah since her last plagiarized work product, a book called "Oh My Dog", featuring 500 pgs of downloaded information from the Internet. 

Photo/video posted on Beth's Instagram on 11/20/14, with Beth high as a kite hopping around with those multiple wigs glued to her head, believing she is on a real publicity tour instead of a scammers tour for home bound suckers who think Beth works for a charity. Beth works for Beth and her phony tax shelter the Beth Fund, a.k.a., Bianca's Furry Friends, while her MIA husband Howard Stern runs to Florida to do some laundry where he paid cash for a multi-million dollar home a few years ago, just about when the Beth Fund was hatched in his patchy curly permed head to get the stupid public to pay his wife's salary.

Beth will not stop pushing that creepy little ghost written 32 pg book about her cat Yoda with a plagiarized name and his kittens, since that is the only way Howard can relate to the public, as a man wanting to give birth to his own kids, but oh, his barren cheating girlfriend [now the non-cheating wife] has fallen short in that area. Nope, no kids for Beth, oh, but according to her she will be "all in" if Stern decides to start a second family; which seems to be a reference to a project, not actually having her own children at 45 years old, but "all in" with a business arrangement with a phony payola baby from somewhere and from someone who won't sneak some blind items to the press that Stern can't father children but Yoda the cat can and that Howard's escorted wife cannot conceive anything other than her delusions she is a bonafide celebrity, not a dolt with a charity gimmick concocted by corporate stooge Howard Stern and the Munster Management Team.

Miss Fired From The View Hasselbeck looks horrible on her show FOX & Friends with her new facelift and botox with that stupid glued-on weirdo nerd hair to hide her giant pulled back hairline. I bet she is loving her life kissing Howard's ass by fawning over his dolt wife pretending she is famous. 

Your face is falling Beth, as well as those flabby arms and monster fat legs; what? Lipo doesn't work very well on saggy flabby aged skin? Yes, smug Bethie on her tour promoting herself hoping someone will finally hire her for a show on television using her stupid cat adoption gimmick hoping people will think she is a nice person instead of Howard Stern's prize stooge promoter who thinks he is actually getting any TV show other than that obnoxious scripted pseudo reality gong show on NBC.

Spreading the disease called Beth, Howard's Munster management team has booked Beth back at the SiriusXM studios on Thursday once again pushing that book into everyone's faces and ears, not missing a beat; hey, the corporate clowns all have to tolerate the pushy broad of Howard Stern and pretend she is famous. Maybe the SiriusXM Shark Repellent Spray can get Beth out of the building and back to her padded cell with a constant camera flashing in her plastic surgery face.

We see the Stern replacement if he ever leaves that satellite dish, Russell Brand is on a kiddie book tour, who also has the giant pot head like Howard & Beth. Brand was on Sirius last month and was a guest on Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show on November 18th. Will fat head Bethie get her chance at the late night talk show circuit?

Russell Brand's children's book was performed live on stage in England on 11/14/14 while Beth's book is featured in the useless celebrity books division of Simon & Hukster's basement.

Fat heads are hogging red carpets as we wonder what that giant fat bulge is in Howard's stomach. Is he expecting any little camera hogs? Beth's head keeps growing as she tries to contain it by affixing a huge helmet wig onto her football head.

Yes, these dead serious morons think a ghost written kiddie book is super important to help the plight of purebred Persian cats living next door to Beth in the her ritzy Hamptons neighborhood.

OH MY GOD! YODA IS A PUREBRED PERSIAN CAT THAT NEEDED A BOOK  WRITTEN ABOUT HIM TO SHOW HOW GREAT I AM AND TO BRAG ABOUT MY AWESOME LIFE OF NOT HAVING TO DRIVE A CAR OR WORK SINCE I STOPPED CHEATING WHEN I MOVED IN WITH HOWARD WHILE HE WAS STILL MARRIED TO THAT AWFUL WOMAN HE CALLED A "WIFE WITH KIDS"!!! -- yes, Beth admitted to cheating on all her boyfriends.

Um, that is right, my wife needed a super important book to be written to expose the plight of purebred Persian cats that live a lifetime without being photographed with Beth. My wife is a tireless worker to get the fame she deserves since she stopped cheating on her boyfriends and moved in with me. I am the world's straightest man who wears 10 condoms while having sex with my wife and measure my cock everyday to compare it with Bradley Cooper's who I raced to see on Broadway because I am not gay. 
--Howard

Happy Week

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Don't do anything I would do :)