Yoda the Cat: Bombs

Beth posted this photo on 
Instragram of her
boring cat Yoda staring at
a wall. Some superstar foster
father, more like a failed
stupid idea of Howard Stern.

Evidently Howard is showing everyone again how he can make no one famous, first his stupid wife now his pseudo ailing cat Yoda, who supposedly was cured of a phantom heart condition and taken off meds because Howard became a foster father to kittens only to be now staring at walls and still no media buzz exists for this cat or his borefest book about licking foster kittens and chasing them back into the foster room at the Hamptons Hostel Hell for Homeless Cats.

All the press is where? Oh, all the buzzzz is around Taylor Swift and her Scottish Fold cat who has personality plus and has already landed a major modeling contract when Yoda continues to be completely ignored by the public and the press and the media. Such is the misfortune of your birth, since Yoda had no idea he would be stuck with two ignored pariahs who everyone cannot stand to be in their presence for two seconds and they are badgering you for money to fund the BETH FUND at the North Shore Animal League, where they intend to house a bunch of cats but not before lining the pockets of their ignored spokesbitch Beth O'Not Famous.

What did the weddings get you Beth? A bunch of property for your hillbilly
inbred family and not much else.

Unlike Taylor Swift who can't make a move without being hounded by the press and getting on every top TV show, like the Graham Norton Show who gets every top celebrity and top guests you can think of, which is a super entertaining show, Beth and her husband's snorefest, the Howard Stern Stale Satellite Radio Show, are ignored. Howard's radio show is now prescribed by doctors to their patients suffering from insomnia.

On the "Graham Norton Show" John Cleese poked fun at Olivia's ears, saying he has never seen a cat like that before while Beth's cat Yoda was ignored. John showed a photo of his cat to audiences which was a giant Maine Coon, pictured with his wife, below.

Crazy cheesy Beth looks like a character from RZ's flicks of a girl who cooks dinner guests and has the leftovers for breakfast...just what inbred family is Beth from? Nobody is talking, but there is plenty to tell so everyone runs and hides for fear of a backlash of hillbilly hate.

Baby FIrefly Bethie teaching her cat to be a mouser as she shovels the shit to suckers giving her money for her charity at the North Shore Animal League. Some gig you got goin' honey, great work if you can get it, selfies and cash on the barrelhead, good for you.

Speaking of which, Crazy Days & Nights dot net is reporting that Barbara Eden is now insane and wears her "Jeannie" costume around the house. 





Beth won't take off those overalls for slaughterin' the hogs. Her insane past is a bit of a mystery as is her insane future. But we know her FAM is really close....