Beth Admits Defeat

Run to the church, hang out the garlic,
Beth is back plugging another book.

Beth's website [betho.com] has long been abandoned and she is a permanent fixture on Howard Stern dot com, a website that is paid by Sirius his employer, admitting her own defeat at fame. Yes, Beth must admit she can do nothing on her own and is stuck in that kitten adoption loop concocted by Stern to keep his dolt in the press and resorting to getting a book for kids published aimed at closeted bullies knocking kittens off cat trees and chasing them back into their cages.

Excerpt from Beth's book to supplement her income with the North Shore Animal League. Beth has no clue about cats and their need to climb to high places. Yoda always has to be top cat in the household which Beth does not understand, so he swats the kittens off cat trees and off of beds and any high place where cats love to climb. This book is a moron's attempt at filling her pockets, as all proceeds go to the BETH FUND, called Bianca's Furry Friends a fund created by Howard Stern's lawyers to hedge off inflation and create a giant tax shelter since the cost of making Beth famous is skyrocketing with no return on investment.

Wow, this gal looks like a
Mom Cave expert like Beth.

So, with all this failure and going nowhere fast, Beth is a permanent member of Howard Stern's stale mothballed satellite radio show website where he constantly begs for advertisers since he has no show content but needs plugola money to support his failed wife. Howard is working two jobs aside from the job of constantly badgering the public for money to fund Beth's salary so she doesn't have to go back to allegedly escorting Asian businessmen to private sushi bars where they allegedly use her ass as a depository for deformed transsexuals. Wow, what a mouth....full.

No real cats or a decrepit creep husband
is needed for Heidi to be famous 
and have tons of cameras snapping
away in her face.

Yes, Beth the Bouncing Ball is back in Howard's court for good. They both always look like two morons that have no business being around children or animals, let alone disabled animals where they exploit their deformities yet Howard and Beth fail to see their own deformities, which are, to name a few: brainless and plastic surgery failures and they fail to acknowledge that their mommies and daddies and relatives are solely responsible for giving these two dolts a ton of money to support their rise to being in our faces and having a spot in the media and on TV. Since going to the bottom of the barrel, which is the charity route and establishing their own fund, they acknowledge they can't do anything on their own, or on their own merits, but use a phony charity scam to keep their facelifts in the public domain.

Howard sans his giant boots with lifts
to make him taller so Beth 
has to go barefoot. Permed weave Howard
poses behind Norma Bates as if
we think these two aged people are sexy.

So, do you think they're sexy? Maybe for residents of a senior group home housing the insane and stupid who are over 80 years old, oh wait, that's Howard's fan base. All the old farts are so jealous of the stubby legged fathead Howard married. How is your Facebook Fan Page going Beth? I see your publicity team is slowly creaking along trying to get you a big 100 "likes". Your minuscule fan base is going to have to buy 10,000 copies each of your current failure called "Yoda..." with the title that is too long and stupid, I'm not printing it here. Go find it yourself if you know any adults with male cats fathering kittens. Leave it to Howard Stern to find niche publishing for his profoundly irritating wife that nobody can stand. We love her current life of being locked inside a house with her iPhone and a bunch of phony fosters.

So how is that anal sex going with Howard, Beth? You stated live on the air when Sal the Stockbroker was interviewing you that your father cannot get the image out of his head of Howard having anal sex with you. So is that what the Ostroskys have on Stern? Is that what's in the vault? Oh, we thought Stern couldn't stick anything anywhere unless it's dough to hush up the lab techs. How funny, so we wonder what the story really is, and we wonder what is frozen inside that freezer other than Howard's assets and Beth's career.

Rebecca has morphed into
Renee Zellwigger

Beth's nemesis Rebecca Romijn is looking puffy and weird since having her lab induced cloned twins but she is the real thing, was a real model, and is a real actress starring in the upcoming TV series called "The Librarian"; sounds boring as hell but at least she can get work on her own and not depend on any aged windbag that sits on a satellite all day and calls it a job.

Seems everyone was a Victoria's Secret model except Beth.