Hometown Pariahs

Howard & Beth's stylists get
an A+ for making them look
like giant stupid idiots on
a red carpet.

Howard & Bethie O'Stern have been Hamptons fixtures for many years now and yet avoided the Hamptons International Film Festival this past weekend because Howard couldn't afford to attend, what with all the wigs, makeup and dumb outfits to put together, it just cost too much. Plus, Hilary Swank showed up so any customers would go to her and ignore Bethie Botox.

Howard has Bethie busy with the camera stuck in her face and those phony foster cats or there would be nothing for Howard and Beth to do or to promote, since they do nothing and have had a reversal of fortune since they have had a steady decline in income with expenses going up. Howard can scarcely quit his morning job as he continues to beg for work from NBC to continue on "America's Got Talent' while pushing for more TV work to keep his name in the press after going to mothballed satellite radio.

10/12/14 Hamptons International
Film Festival, Day 4.

Crazy Days and Nights dot net reported that Hilary Swank was working the yacht circuit at the Cannes Film Festival this year and was paid six figures by some [insane] man who wanted to spend the night with her. It was reportedly the same guy who paid Lindsay Lohan only $25K to spend the night with her...wow, wonder what HIlary's talent is? Could it be her talents are that she houses two sexes inside that nicotine body? We see Hilary was now working the Hamptons International Film Festival and we hope she got lucky and scored some extra dough to keep her afloat for another year.

10/12/14, Hamptons International
Film Festival, Day 4.

We all wonder if Howard had fellow photographer Bruce Weber to his Hamptons home where Beth has hundreds of photos of herself nailed to all the walls and smothering all the counter tops. Didn't Bruce want to photograph Howard's screwed up and crooked cross eyed model wife? Or wasn't she vertical this weekend? 

Photograph by Bruce Weber

We know Stern is dying to meet one of Weber's models, but I guess Stern's old and medicated body couldn't handle it. Howard would explode from excitement yet he would die happy, unlike the slow drag to the grave he is currently suffering with his pariah wife who nobody can stand to be around for two seconds as she is high as a kite in public then crashes at home for days with no makeup and dirty hair lying in bed as cats are propped around her to make her look like she's a charity worker, yes, that is what her Instagram site is all about, making Mrs. Can't Hold a Steady Job appear busy.

Photo of Yoda hiding from crazy Beth? Oh look closely, it's a photo of Beth from her minuscule cheap shitty calendar that Howard Stern had the nerve to charge around $20 to pay for the Beth Fund at the North Shore Animal League. I guess they are tired of paying all of her salary as their useless spokesperson, so Howard has to cough up some dough to keep the bitch employed and in front of cameras with her phony charity scam or the dolt would be more ignored than she is now.

Staged photo of Yoda allowing
another kitten on that bed.
Yoda routinely swats the
kittens off his giant bed and
off the cat trees providing
he can stay awake since
supposedly being taken off
his meds.

We now get photos of Yoda Cat who looks to be on his last legs barely able to stay awake since being taken off phantom heart medication. So, let's all play the waiting game with crazy Beth to see if the cat can conveniently die while Howard is on the air and play out like the scenario with the death of their dog Bianca...oh yes, conveniently all the dead dog drama happened while Howard was actually working and on the air so he could cry and cry and press release a ton of stupid comments about how he loved his dog with Beth when the dog he had with his first wife he never shed a tear and it could go to hell. OH, with Beth it was THEIR baby together!!! How desperately sick is that? Well, they have nothing, they do nothing, so it's dead dog press releases or nothing...so round and round we go with crazy Beth and desperate mothballed Howard.

Hard to believe anyone paid
for this monster at private clubs.
I mean, that is desperation and
dateless to the max.

So how come Howard doesn't come up with stories about some guy offering six figures to spend the night with Beth? Funny that not one person from Beth's past, male or female has the guts to come forward and admit to dating her, let alone escorting her to Nobu for sushi with cases of wine on the side, oh right, that was only Howard. I guess nobody feels that spending the night with Beth is considered a score but more of a pathetic need for a bleached blonde cheapo girl to latch onto a rich guy for fame only to get an old and stupid radio DJ instead.

Old photo of Howard leaving Nobu; looks like he got a 2 for 1 deal from the local dateless losers club.

The giant childless failed model in the
background claimed to be
a mom cave expert telling women
how to ditch their human children.

Pretty tough coming up with work for Beth and she has now resorted to writing children's books, how pathetic is that, especially since she has no children yet likes to bark orders at moms telling them to get a mom cave to shut themselves off from their kids as Beth stocks up on baskets and cat toys pretending she has a life when she cannot be trusted with cash as she runs out of the house to meet someone at the local bar before Howard has to send a limo to bring her back home.

Should this woman be around children? Well, she wrote a children's book now and will have free access to the kiddies showing up at her book signing as we wonder when she will be allowed around human babies sans supervision.