

Howard needs guidance before he can make a move, his good ol' doctor feelgood has him all set with getting in touch with the spirits which tell us that Howard has a cross dressing dad and a nudist mom, that's cool, right? All Howard's goofy family are into meditation, spiritism, smoking weed, all that hippy stuff, and it is no secret Stern smokes pot. How else do you explain that bloated stomach and thinned out patchy curls with a macrame wig and his midnight food cravings where he is ravenous heading towards the frig and can't get back to sleep only to have that alarm clock go off at 4 AM?
Don't forget his mantra he chants everyday "I married a real model I married a real model I married a real model" so he doesn't jump out of his SiriusXM publicity budget airplane on his next trip to LA should reality seep into that patchy permed wig.


Beth recently suffered a career blow when Rob Zombie revealed that a TV mini-series he was set to direct about the Manson murders is dead [no pun intended]. Yes, Beth, you can stop with the automatic redial of RZ's cell phone number since sometimes the stars are the last to know a project has been abandoned. All your fans were behind you on this one, and you would've made a great Mansonite.
No CGI Sheri as Sharon Tate either
Howard has another mantra: "My wife is hot, she doesn't shit!"
ReplyDeleteHoward kept repeating this phrase during a show like he was having a psychotic episode about it. It was freaky, man.
how do they keep all this quiet? somebody gotta spill the beans sooner or later.would love to see them get exposed for all there bullshit. is beth really scott?
ReplyDeleteScott? No. I think she said it on the air yrs ago, her full name is Elizabeth. I doubt anything would be exposed unless her clients, I mean boyfriends and girlfriends, leaked it to the tabs, but Howard would sue. So it would be a vortex of lie, lie, deny, deny.
DeleteThe photo provided in the blog entry speaks for itself.
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