Olivia Benson vs Yoda

Beth keeps changing her story about how she happened to adopt a purebred Persian cat with a heart condition, and we have yet to hear exactly how a supposedly abandoned purebred cat ended up in Beth's lap and ready to have a phony story line written that it's chronic heart condition has been cured with the publication of a book for gay male kids who want to have their own litter of kittens. 

Marketing this mess did not work. Howard Stern paid for these stupid modeling photos for the now defunct magazine "FHM".  Beth's deformed and freakishly photoshopped body was nationally and internationally ignored, nobody was buying, so Howard Stern had to go back to his tea leaves and come up with something else. Suddenly Beth has thousands of photos of kittens on her social stupid sites, with random solo photos of herself that are continually ignored. Howard Stern spins tales on his satellite radio show that Beth and her cats are famous, when any random articles that happen to find their way into print are from paid sites, like Marianne Garvey's column [who just happens to suddenly have funding to continue her reality show on VH1 that has been dead in the water for some time now] or some pet insurance websites. 

Yes, Yoda the cat and "his" kittens will hit book shelves somewhere, yet right now it is only available on Amazon since they doubt anyone will want this poorly disguised attempt at getting sympathy from the public and lining Beth's pockets by getting donations for herself which is her own fund called Bianca's Furry Friends. Keep it up Beth, maybe you will finally get all the millions of dollars you want, tax free, skimmed off the top with any remainder for that phantom building extension for your cat props called Bianca's Furry Tax Shelter at NSAL. Howard has to keep a stale constant advert on his website for Beth's phony charity so he doesn't have to fund her slow climb to nowhere out of his own pocket.

Olivia Benson is a superstar and national sensation that has landed a major modeling contract. Yoda is a big nothing.

Beth is desperate to get national coverage for her corporate sponsored charity and bogus book deals of phony stories featuring an ugly cat that bullies kittens and pushes them off cat trees and off the beds in Bethie's kitten tax shelter Hamptons house.

I suppose Howard has given up trying to get Bethie any modeling contracts as Nicole Kidman keeps getting more and more modeling deals. She is currently the OMEGA ambassador and was recently seen at an event in Korea showing off an OMEGA diamond watch while Nicole also shows off her own personal diamonds in a sparkling array of wealth. Nicole is looking younger than Beth's fake and real ages.

It has been reported that Melissa Rivers will be taking some type of legal action against the clinic and doctors that silenced her mother although, we still wonder what legal action Melissa will take since Howard Stern barged on stage at her mother's memorial service to deliver a gross unfunny monologue that he had to pay a joke writer to get that was old jokes from Joan herself. But Howard is still acting out and angry over the gross wedding toast Chevy Chase gave the Sterns in the presence of media moguls, and in front of Joan Rivers herself, at their debacle and tacky display called a "wedding" at a tourist trap called Le Cirque, I think Panda Express was booked that night.

I have Beth's next item all written for her for next week's irritatingly overcooked idea that should be thrown in the garbage called Throwback Thursday: