Reversal of Fortune

All I heard on Howard Stern's snoozefest satellite radio show on Tuesday was a tale of woe. Tsk, tsk, money troubles, money troubles, even meeting with one of his daughters which means that Howard needs help, a beard for whatever he is up to in the city whenever Bethie is a million miles away. Yes, suddenly Stern had to have meetings with his daughter as well as unnamed business associates, things got a bit sirius all of a sudden, what with Stern having to keep that corporate cushy job forever since he is surrounded with non-earners having to scrounge around begging the public for money to support their posh lifestyles while we get stuck with Beth's books and calendars to fill our garbage cans.

Stern was mad since he keeps getting his budget cut yet has to haul his flabby ass into the studio at 6 AM so he is ready for whatever D List celebrities are on the schedule to parade into his studio, which he is quickly emptying out, first with Artie Lange's contract cancellation after someone allegedly dropped acid in his cupcakes sending him into rages and hallucinations so there would be a trumped up reason to ask him to leave, then Robin's pay cuts and refusing to touch her mail for fear of being sent a pink slip, then onto her retirement/lap band negotiated deals and working from home unless black people are in the studio. 

Robin spent her "Private Parts" money on herself. New wig, facelift, nose job, laser skin treatments and breast implants. She has since announced on the radio airwaves that she has a "white nose", yet refuses to acknowledge she has had any plastic surgery other than a breast reduction, which is a giant joke since she was a flat chested boy when Howard Stern hired her to be his paid stooge so he could go wild with his racists comedy skits.

Robin is now on "Black Watch" and is onsite in the studio when Howard Stern
 interviews African American guests on his satellite radio
 show to ensure any racist humor does not enter the studio.

A bunch of D Listers are on tour through the entire Sirius building all the time and appearing on a bunch of shows, and if Stern is on the list and is late, the D Lister and their agent will move onto the next studio, passing him up, thereby, nullifying Stern's existence on Sirius, which would mean bigger pay cuts. I mean, Sirius is not paying millions of dollars a year just to hear Stern brag about his great life living away from his wife all week, only having to call her daily to check in, then plugging her moron charity scam books and calendars. Get real, Howard, you can't afford more pay cuts, you're in over your wig.

Oh, but Howard found time to insult Joel Osteen who has joined the lineup on SiriusXM and has already been a guest on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, while Stern has yet to be invited. Oh, Howard hopes Osteen can bring in a couple of subscribers, omg, Howard is so jealous. Suck it up Stern, you are one of the bunch, nobody cares what you do, go ahead and come in late, ramble on about how you have been stuck with Beth's ever-widening ass for 15 years, or go ahead and quit, then you are stuck with the bitch 24/7.

Oh, I'm not forgetting Stern has to work two jobs to support two families and is desperate to negotiate for a higher salary for the next three years of "America's Got Talent" (AGT) since he received his payout of 30 million for the past three years of work. Interesting Howard admitted, on the air, that execs from AGT were allowing him to do LESS, less interviews, less public appearances, which obviously means, he is getting another pay cut if he continues. And why not? He failed miserably at bringing in any substantial and consistent ratings to match Piers Morgan, Regis Philbin, Sharon Osbourne, David Hasselhoff, Stern has tanked AGT so of course pay cuts are in the works.

Howard is desperate to get rid of this pair [shown above] to save him
 from salary cuts and is working overtime with back room
 deals desperate to reduce the AGT judges table by at least one judge.

Ilsa the Shewolf of the SS is desperate to copy the gorgeous Fraulein Klum

Beth's massive chin implant was seen on the red carpet in Los Angeles, with her psychotic smug appearance with eyes wild from whatever she was shot up with to stay awake for 24 hrs straight. Beth looks ready to play a Batman villain. I mean, this was a DOG award show, my gosh, this woman has turned a corner.

The hiring of Heidi Klum for AGT has sent the Sterns in a tailspin 
not knowing how to handle this superstar who has shows
 on the air both Fall and Summer seasons.