Voodoo Adoptions

Scary cadaverous Bethie looks like she is into Halloween more than we were led to believe while her husband is terrified of Halloween because once he starts with the parading around in full drag there might not be a way back into the closet. 

Ready for Halloween are the Desperados
admitting fame defeat by constantly using
deformed cats for selfie attention. They are not
 letting up with their inbred cat adoptions from
the North Shore Animal League to promote the "Beth Fund" 
called Bianca's Furry Friends, a foundation set
up by Howard's lawyers to get Beth a job and get public
donations to fund Beth's rampant publicity stunts
and TV appearances. Howard refuses to support
any charity that does not pay Beth a salary
or get her photo planted in the press in the name of "charity".

Pretty hilarious that Simon paid some writer to squelch any gay rumors about him yet goes to expensive lengths to get his married buddies to produce a baby to make Simon appear somehow palatable to the public.

Maybe if Howard works really hard, he can get
 a gestational carrier too! We are not sure what is
wrong with Beth, but Howard loves to go with her
 to the OB/GYN and barge into all the rooms. Oh? I'm joking?
 Then you don't listen to the Stern satellite radio show do you? 

Beth grosses people out
getting nearly naked
for pet adoptions. Implants
and pet adoptions,
what a pair.

But Simon Cowell is so rich we are stuck with him, and the reality public loves his shows, so there you have it, I suppose someone thinks Howard having "fun" in the wigs and makeup is just great for the kiddies and shows he is not very Sirius after all, but then he has to pander to the Siriusly Gay bunch too. No wonder the poor haggard aged cheese is bouncing off the walls having selfie sex while his adoption monger Bethie O'Loopy is hundreds of miles away sequestered in the Hamptons Hell House, who can't keep her hands off pathetic creatures desperate to dump them off onto some families because adult cats make bad photo ops, it's the little kitties that get Beth published, not the aged cats.

Don't forget the HARD sell of Bethie's latest ghost written failure about her phony foster purebred Persian cat Yoda, who we still don't know what family the cat came from, most likely one of her richy rich neighbors had a litter of cats with one last kitten they failed to upload so Beth snapped it up hoping to market the beastie before is ends up as fireplace ashes.

Beth posted this photo on Instagram 10/16/14. 
Since Beth took Yoda the Cat off his faux heart meds, 
he has been on his last legs, lethargic, 
not able to swat at innocent homeless kittens
 anymore yet he still has energy to hog the bed.

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Now go out and do some damage this weekend, it might be your last chance; unless you have a tunnel to the center of the Earth.

Since Howard and Beth have zero to do, let's see them copy this animal selfie; Pat Boone with a sheep...go for it Howard: