Howard Hates Success

Howard's plummeting AGT
ratings are starting to dig
a hole into Middle Earth

...and he proves it every time he sits his facelift in front of a microphone and drones on about his boring life and playing guitar to kill time while on the air - this is not a joke, Howard has done this. 

Well, Beth manned-up and admitted to being a total fame failure by becoming a permanent fixture on her husband's stale satellite radio show website which also has a mandatory permanent plug for Simon Cowell's summer filler show "America's Got Talent" (AGT) which was the sole reason Stern and his permed ego were hired. 

Howard not only hates success
for himself but hates everybody
else's success and his appearance on
Katie Couric's show resulted in its
lightning fast cancellation off
network TV.

When will Howard admit he is a giant flop and stuck on a satellite and paid plugs vortex having nothing to do but punch a time clock trying to cure his gayness by forcing himself to watch straight porn while the wife is hundreds of miles away in girl town? I know, you think I'm making this up, but nobody has actually listened to the Stern show, right? So I can say anything I want here since Stern has no fans except the lonesome five that show up to his pitiful AGT tapings.

Howard has always harped on the fact he does no merchandising of his name to become famous but only wants to sell his crappy books, his one shot movie and his one shot TV series to the public that he sold off to that unfunny guy who wrote it, that moronic D List rip off of Baywatch since Howard Stern copies from everyone on the planet and does not have an original thought in his head. 

Howard sells nothing to his fans but his wife, 
and we wish he would give us a refund. 

But his movie tanked because who knew his life was really that dull and his rise to the ranks of raunch is really uninteresting, only that no doubt his first wife [the brains of the bunch] told her little honey who paraded around in a dress, that he needed to hire a stooge black woman or he would be thrown off the air for all his racist and sexist humor. 

Classy Stern always crashes the second weddings
of jerks who ditched their first wives but Stern's
wife ditched him before he could ditch her.

That's Howard's rise to fame in a nutshell, not much there, no content, nothing. He also had the nerve to claim he was a "tortured man" because he was MARRIED and had tons of famous women and hot models clamoring to share his bed [to do what I have no idea, since all he does is watch all his unaired TV pilots while talking to himself all night before he finally passes out and wakes up again after a few hours forgetting that he didn't take off his false lashes and makeup].

Photo is from May 10, 2014, an event called "An Evening With Women" at the Gay/Lesbian
Center in Beverly Hills, CA. Didn't Beth want a date night with Whitney?
We knew the alleged Shemale obsessed Whitney would be in attendance, 
I guess Beth was busy not changing her name on all her legal documents
since for some reason that "Ostrosky" name is so damn important.

Sia was there, the 55 yr old looking lesbian that Howard was pushing into our faces
 [or ears] on his satellite radio show not too long ago. 
Howard loves the lesbians and shemales and they love Helen Stern.

Yes, this is Sia avoiding fame, but from the looks of her decrepit boy's body
and haggy old face, I think fame has not only avoided her 
but has taken out a restraining order against her.

How old are we now, honey? AARP calling? Oh, Howard loves the old hags with no talent.

Of course Stern can't market anything, he has no fans, other than Beth's lesbian cheering section and the sad little group called "wackpackers" who are slowly dying off since they truly are disabled but most are just old. Go ahead, get them to buy your little coffee cups with your name on it...oh, can't you get the North Shore Animal League to sell crap with Beth's fathead on them? No? Oh, they have their own crap to sell other than trying to unload all Beth's calendars and books onto the public funding Beth's salary, Bianca's Furry Friends, a fund set up by lawyers so Beth can have an income aside from getting a limo driver to escort her to local shelters to snatch kittens for a photo shoot then throw them back into cages.

Racist Howard makes it no secret that he is jealous of the successful black woman Oprah Winfrey, who is so famous she is a permanent fixture in our society. XM satellite radio wanted Oprah and gave her a platinum deal, Sirius wanted Stern and gave him the same deal he had on free radio, sitting in a studio and talking to a morning drive crowd, wow, big deal. Oprah doesn't have to sit at a microphone, she is too busy running a huge corporation and her own network aside from all her other projects for her millions of fans; Howard? Oh, he has a lesbian cheering section who have to kiss Beth's ass since they are so desperate to be on TV and have Howard plug their D List projects, providing they work at all since they are so old and boring [ref: Sia & Whitney above].

I never see Howard making up any clever sayings:

With all of Howard & Beth's failures I wonder which one is now the greatest queen?