Stuck On The Runway

Photo from 2007, Beth worked as a roving
reporter for Extra TV gossip show and horned
in on a fashion show of some bullshit designer.

......Noooo, not the legitimate fashion model runway, which Beth has never done in her whole pudgy little life except when Howard paid a designer years ago to let her stomp around in a plus size gown, we are talking about when will Beth finally jettison her ass off the tarmac and actually do something to become famous. At this point, we think "infamous" is more likely as Howard barricades himself inside his apartment with the trap door chained shut that divides his boy town with Beth's girl town.

Beth is busy dragging out this "Kitten Bowl" fiasco which is mostly just a bunch of leftover footage from last year when the Hallmark Channel filmed Mrs. Hot Potato fucking around with cat toys on a floor in a studio somewhere that looks very much like her own family room in the lower floor of Howard Stern's Manhattan Man House for lonely trannies terrified of reality, as this is the only job that Howard could get to stick. The Hallmark Channel is marked with a giant pentagram called Beth, and they will never be free sans a lawsuit or leaving the planet for good.

The Hallmark Channel is going to have to call Van Helsing if they want to be free of the Beth curse.

Beth has to wear jumbo jet stretch pants or she couldn't roll around on the floor harassing kittens all day and it would take a team of experts to figure out how to hoist her off that floor. I guess she has a flask hidden inside that giant wig to keep going all day and keep the hot lights from dimming her bulb of super stardom.

So, what are we seeing here? A few kittens that will be multiplied using CGI for the Hallmark Channel's Kitten Bowl? 

So, what meds are we on now Beth? Your left arm is moving faster than the shutter speed of a camera. When Beth comes down from all this in the Hamptons, heaven help anyone bothering her while "meditating", a.k.a., passed out cold for days following all this selfie excitement. Bethie loves little kitties, not kiddies, yet wrote a kiddie book. I'm so confused.

So Rob Zombie, the global superstar was at the Sirius satellite studios on 10/22/14. Will we hear his pre-taped interview on the Stern show next week and Howard can pretend he sits at his little console in an empty studio for the entire 4 hours per day? 

On 10/23/14, Annie Lennox was the special guest of the Gay Channel at the Sirius studios leaving Howard Stern in the dust as he is sitting home somewhere fucking around with faux pedo porn instead of working on having real guests in his studio. All he has time for is pandering to his loser wife and her selfie book deal and her audio taping with Robin Quivers for Beth's book about her faux homelessly adopted cat Yoda. You know Robin, the woman who refuses to retire or just die. Wonder why Robin didn't do the audio version of Beth's 500 pg book "Oh My Dog"?






At the SiriusXM studios in Los Angeles on 10/23/14, was the famous Fergie, and where was Stern? Why doesn't he suggest keeping "America's Got Talent" in New York and moving his Sirius satellite radio show to Los Angeles? Maybe he will get celebrities who haven't yet taken out any final expenses insurance who actually have new projects and are still vertical after 2 p.m.












Word is that Rob Zombie is engaged in secret talks with Mel Brooks about working together on a secret project; wonder if Howard Stern will reveal any info about that or did Zombie really avoid Howard this time while he was at the Sirius studios in NY? We know RZ and SMZ have done a Halloween radio broadcast on Sirius in 2010, so we will have to see if they are planning a new broadcast this coming week.

Stayed Tuned Beth Fans