Rough Night in Jericho

Howard was not talking about how he spent his Tuesday night with Big Bethie on his Wednesday morning stale satellite radio show. We didn't hear his usual stories about how he always watches that pedo fantasy porn, but he was worried as usual about his second job on "America's Got Talent" (AGT). We all know Stern is desperate to find out if he will get that second paycheck from NBC that he so desperately needs since Beth is going nowhere fast and sucks up his dough faster than an Italian at a pizzeria. We know that NBC's counter offer to Howard of "take it or leave it" will be accepted by Stern since his dreams of a big payday are long gone and he is desperate to maintain Beth's headquarters miles away from him so he can play straight during the day and have his fun with the boys all night watching "Private Parts" and drunk dialing Perez Hilton.

It must have been a rough night if Howard couldn't even make up any stories about what he and Brunhilda Bethie did since she got to spend a big night in the city with hubby because she was at Howard's studio taping that useless audio version of her book for stupid adults who worship the grifter and her phony purebred cat. Then, on Wednesday she was also in NY taping that never ending "Kitten Bowl" for the Hallmark Channel, who are stuck with Beth now. Little do they know they are officially tagged and everyone else has gone into hiding with a team of lawyers to shoot down any stray lawsuits that might be filed by the Stern Legal Team. Nope, I didn't hear any stories about what the lovebirds did Tuesday night holed up alone in Howard's Man Cave in the big city, no hot sex stories, only that Howard is terrified of Viagra, well, duh, why would he use that? As if he and the German Haus Frau are actually having sex is both disgusting and hilarious at the same time.

Ringside at the circus is Beth "Peg Bundy"
with Camren Bicondova.

Yep, Miss Green Screen was back filming that Kitten Bowl for the newly paid pigeons who are stuck with Beth, called the Hallmark Channel, which I always thought was being shot in Beth's apartment in NY beneath Stern's apartment. But Beth claims to be at some recording studio she refuses to name. Since Beth is mentally unbalanced, her segments have to be recorded separate with a background inserted later with CGI, which also helps erase out her saggy face but emphasizes her bloated Botox features. 

On Wednesday's radio show, audiences who have no television or anything else to do before killing themselves, listened to another boring interview with Howie Mandel, but at least he can get a Fall TV show on cable and Howard is stuck on the radio for the past 40 years and will continue on the radio until he dies like Joan Rivers during a "procedure" at an over priced Manhattan private clinic. Beth will yuck it up until the will is read and her manic depression kicks in and she starts with the tears and pills while Howard's daughters rip all those stupid giant photos Beth has of herself nailed to all the walls in her Hamptons Hideaway when she finds out daddy Howard wasn't so rich after all. Suddenly all the role playing isn't so fun anymore and the knives come out as the opposing team reaches for the straitjacket for Bethie who can have her selfie fits in a padded cell. 

Before all that happens, Howard is super busy bothering his agent Howard to see if the producers of AGT will purchase his contract for another three years, as if. Ha, oh, they will, but not without cutting Stern's salary since he delivered nothing but sinking ratings causing the producers to have to hire two hot girls to try and get straight people to watch the show, the same sexers are not bringing down the house, only the ratings.

The ADD Fallout Boy
was interviewed at
the SiriusXM studios in
Los Angeles, 10/22/14.

So, has Howard plugged the SiriusXM studios in Los Angeles yet? We wonder why Bethie wasn't invited for a big interview when she was in LA awhile ago, very strange. So Bethie isn't allowed inside the studios unless Howard The Husband is on site? Who knew; I guess Bethie is only famous in New York.