Something Wicked

Beth was wild eyed and crazy flying around Los Angeles a few weeks ago and is back in the Hamptons when she finally crashed, and we wonder who puts this monster together when she needs to be vertical for cameras and her face painted and hardened with silicone epoxy. Are there nails hidden under her wigs where her face is hammered in place and pulled back so tight? But Beth Fans know what's comin', and that is a frightening tour promoting her children's book for adults about her phony foster cat Yoda where Howard Stern will get a bunch of idiots to purchase it to fund Beth's continued slow climb into oblivion.

Beth was back in front of cameras in the Hamptons and looked literally like she is the one with heart problems and not her phony foster cat, Yoda. I say "cameras" when it is Beth's own camera since she isn't famous and nobody wants to take her picture since she does nothing but search the Internet for her aged saggy husband who needs advance news of celebrity deaths so he has time to hire a comedian to write one liner eulogy jokes. Beth is in the role of Howard's paid assistant to get news items for his deathbed satellite radio show that he refuses to acknowledge nobody listens to as he scrambles to get the tapes of his borefest interviews sold to an online service or cable TV network but we siriusly think that Howard is not the sole owner of the content, but oh wait, that's called reality, something Beth and Howard have blocked from their lives.

Beth posted this death selfie on 9/30/14, as if we can't see her arm is outstretched taking the selfie.

Beth looked like death when she posted this photo on Instagram 10/5/14:

Beth keeps posting selfies of her cats posing as her children when we wonder just where is her little lab monster? Her latest photos show her drawn back and deflated collagen lips and that she is rapidly losing her hair. Is it from IVF treatments? Or is it just menopause for this 45 year old teenager? That's a whole other story, Howard needs his fantasy that his wife is a teenager, god knows we would love Howard's psychiatry session tapes to be leaked to the press.

Beth loves to spout all kinds of drama in her solo life obsessing over mysterious purebred cats that suddenly appear at her own charity that pays her salary, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) where of course the snatch-it woman is ready to take all the fluffy purebreds she can find dumping the skinny reject mongrels onto real foster homes as documented on her sickening Facebook page named after her own fund where a fraction of the donations might get to actually paying for what all her publicity agents have printed, that is to build a cat addition on an existing building at NSAL. It is the Bianca's Furry Friends kitten wing so Beth has a nice bank account to draw from whenever she needs the wigs and Satan's makeup man to paint her facelift and get her propped up to do some nonsensical appearance somewhere all in the name of charity.

Beth loves posting the "before and after" of her purebred Persian cat, Yoda, yet we are not sure this is the same cat, and the sickly cat on the left has had surgery, notice the shaved right leg from an IV. Suddenly Beth claims the cat is cured of a heart condition, when cats are not "cured" but are managed with medication; some genetic defects do not respond to medication and sometimes surgery can fix the problem. We have to wait and see what scripted future is in store for this faux foster cat.

Howard looks like he slept very hard Monday night and was frazzled getting to the studio on Tuesday to interview ex-doper Robert Downey Jr., who is set for life married to some daughter of a super studio CEO. It looks like Howard is growing a new patch of giant frizzy transplanted permed hair that he slept on funny. And, just why is Howard's studio so DARK? Does he really think he is hiding his age in all the shadows?