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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Selfie Tour

The Beth Selfie Tour has officially started and of course where would Beth start other than her husband's vacant Sirius satellite radio studio. I wonder how she got through all the cobwebs without bringing Machete with her.







Selfie Beth posed in the bathroom at Sirius with her latest fiasco book. What a shock, she scored an appearance at her husband's studio to tape the audio version of that 30 pg book for kids who hate moms and want a male Persian cat as a daddy. We all wonder if Bethie was making the rounds inside the Sirius building on Tuesday? I mean, did she appear on any other satellite talk radio program? Isn't she in demand right now, or is that just all inside her football stadium head?



Beth finally gets a second book selfie-published after four years of saving her lunch money and jumping into strangers' cars for free bubble gum and a donation to the Beth Fund [Bianca's Furry Friends] or she will send those selfies to their wives and significant other's homes.




Grumpy Cat Howard hates
the paparazzi while he and Nicorette Beth
devote their lives to snapping phony

foster cat photos.
Robin Personal Crisis Quivers even motored into the studio on Tuesday for the momentous event of adding her cancer free voice to the audio version of Beth's stupid book about Beth's fat bully son Yoda the cat who swats foster cats while Beth chooses the best cats for her InstaSelfie sites and throws the rest back into cages at her Hamptons Hell Hole for Homeless Kittens. 








10/21/14, Town Hall, Sirius Satellite
Studios in NY.
While Howard was taping his same ignored satellite radio show, there was a Town Hall event at the Sirius studios in Manhattan with the mannequin Neil Diamond. Cousin Brucie is even in demand over Howard Stern, who scored with hosting the Town Hall, my gosh, is Stern invisible now at Sirius? Is he really just there counting light bulbs sitting in front of his computers waiting until the lunch bell rings?





Botoxed and frozen Katie Holmes
showed up at an event to benefit
skin cancer research on
Tuesday, 10/21/14, in New York.
Where was Beth at a real charity event to benefit skin cancer research? Oh, she was in New York, but she only participates in events to benefit herself as she started her self absorbed tour on Tuesday to benefit her bank account by plugging that loser book that is not selling and Howard will have to stop with the role playing pretending he is daddy's girl sitting on Butchy Beth's lap and get off his ass and start having the FAM on both sides of the white line start with the ordering of Beth's latest failed project.




2 comments:

  1. I know Howard is delusional and wants us to believe his uncle on his mother's side had jet black hair well into his 80's but as a woman why is Robin wearing that squirrel on her head? It looks like a dead beaver's tail.
    Secondly, is there some sort of way since it's "charity" work we can request to see where all the money for Bianca's Furry Friends goes? I've heard that registered charities by law have to tell you how much money goes to the actual cause. I had read somewhere that someone asked how much the Fallen Veteran's fund gave the actual end beneficiary and it was something like $7 of every $100. So, I think if we could get our hands on those numbers it would be interested. If the NSAL are comparable then $700,000 of ever mill donated goes to the ever so elusive "overhead costs and administrative fees".

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  2. Hello Jess- here is a link to the Form 990 from 2012 (2013 might not be up yet) which a charity must file with the IRS to retain their tax exempt status:

    http://www.animalleague.org/assets/pdfs/2012-990.pdf

    Guidestar.org is another good resource. I've checked NSAL out before and they have very large expenses compared to what actually goes to the charitable cause- not good.

    http://www.guidestar.org/?gclid=Cj0KEQjw8aeiBRCknPXk-u_V_4gBEiQAD2-mgW9T7dBqS3205k6DsepZxmC15RzmoW7e3nFzL3vydTEaAuvt8P8HAQ

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