No Offers Yet?

Wide body
airbrushed middle aged
Beth desperate to
be a model

It seems Beth's Sunday paper filler in the NY Daily News showing her wide body and fallen implants stuffed into a plus size bra got no attention from the execs at Victoria's Secret, or from any agency wanting to hire the selfie monster as their lingerie model. Keep sitting by that phone Howard, as you also wait for NBC to stop laughing and start believing your contract demands for next year's "America's Got Talent" are real, including your paid stooge Mariann From Brooklyn, who phoned into your stale radio show today to see if she was on board for next summer, a pretty looong wait to see if her little paid cheering section needs to cancel their club meetings or start making signs for next year's shows.


I guess we all have to wait until "Beth Tuesday" on Howard's radio show to get an update of that superstar's torture of homeless cats as she is locked up in her own fortress away from anyone who might recognize the Botoxed Babe wandering around the streets and want a refund. We just love Howard's detail of his wife's constant bathing routine, but then old whores are hard to break...I mean habits. 

When's Yoda's funeral planned, Beth? Is that when you will start selling those plush Yoda cat toys along with that loser kid's book? 

We can't wait for Beth's second book tour, we see she needed crowd control at the Beverly Hills public library four years ago:

Howard's little boy bath time fantasy is getting tiresome as he played this game with that pseudo paid girlfriend Angie Everhart, when he bragged on the air to Gary how Angie was in the tub when Howard got home from work in his apt in Manhattan. I guess Howard wishes he could have some bath time fun with some dishy little girls or boys instead of that flatliner, Beth. Either way, Howard has a bathtub fetish, so list that along with all his other perversions for a 60 year old creep who sits on a radio and fantasizes he is actually in show business.

As Robin Quivers reported from her ISDN line from her bathtub full of gin on her news segment on the Howard Stern radio show today, Melissa Rivers' decision to fry good ol' mom before an autopsy could be performed to see if there was any misconduct involved with her procedure at the private clinic in Manhattan to look at her throat, might have been a mistake. However, everyone thinks the whole stunt was being filmed for her reality show, with Joan's doctor taking a selfie, when Joan stroked out and eventually died after Missy unplugged her power cord from the wall. Otherwise, the procedure would've been done in a real hospital.



Oh well, we know the clinic will settle with Missy and pay her a nice round figure so she can recoup the money from the estate that was spent on that stupid memorial service featuring everything but a clown act, oh right, that was Howard Stern on stage as the stooge idiot for comic relief but instead he elicited groans from the audience as everyone wondered where the jerk has been for the last eight years.



Don't hold your breath for a special on TV in honor of the late Robin Williams, who was reportedly on medication and sleeping up to 18 hrs per day yet had the strength to hang himself from his closet door one night without his wife's knowledge as she paraded in and out of the house until she was safely away at an undisclosed location and the personal assistant could find the body and report it as a "suicide attempt" when police stated the guy was obviously dead...something called rigor mortis. 

Bette Midler was reportedly
at the Williams' tribute event in S.F.
as she is seen here with the giant
tranny Judy Gold at another
event [oh, right Judy's a
girl, okay, sure].

Last month, hundreds of celebs showed up at the Curran Theater in San Francisco for a special tribute celebration for the late comedian all organized by Robin's daughter, et al, yet not one photo has emerged of these celebrities parading in and out of the theater, so we wonder if the special will ever see the light of day. I guess the Williams' estate is still being fought over by everyone involved and when the dust settles we can see some money making marketing in full force by all the wives and kids and then the photos can be released to the public. 

Photo of the Curran Theater in San Francisco; funny not one person had a cell phone that day or walked by to see hundreds of celebs showing up to the Robin Williams' tribute, maybe they arrived via limos by an underground tunnel....no airport sightings of hundreds of stars, nothing...total blackout by the press; can you say "scientology"? A bunch of old celebs are members but it's gotten to be a bad word around Hollywood and you won't win any awards if you publicize your membership.

Did the ghostly stupid apparition of Howard & Beth barge into the Robin Williams' tribute show? The spirit was willing but the pocketbook was tight.