Great American Nightmare

Catch Rob Zombie on Howard 101 on Halloween and hear a concert performance and behind the scenes stories as Howard Stern is desperate to drive traffic to his satellite radio channels as he faces the chopping block if he doesn't deliver some real subscribers to dinosaur radio. Zombie's haunted houses and concert series [featuring various artists] runs through November 1. Zombie partnered with Universal Studios a few years ago designing a haunted house before doing his own haunted house in Pomona, and this year in Arizona and Illinois. 

The Zombie-cast is on Howard 101, 9 PM - 10 PM Eastern time, and is running nonstop Saturday and Sunday, since Stern has no content on his primary radio channel let alone his secondary radio channel. So go for it, don't miss Zombie; I know, nobody subscribes to Sirius so hopefully the audio will be posted by Zombie or by Stern trying to impress the bosses in between his pity parties about how Howard is an undiscovered senior citizen talent waiting for his big payday as his bank account is sucked dry by the vampiras living off of him in their own bid for publicity via kiddie books and trashy poetry aside from the fantasy photoshop series of pictures of Howard and his current bloodsucker Bethie O'SinkHole. 

Howard says he hates
Halloween yet married
Norman Bates with a cat
glued to her head for
selfie fame with her
features painted and
fixed for the camera.

Howard always says he hates Halloween since he is now married to a hot chick allegedly sans kids yet his whole life is a Halloween ghost story filled with demons that won't quiet down inside his head telling him he is a loser stuck with a loser wife with no life except lying to the public that she gives anything away to charity. Beth is working for the Hallmark Channel desperate to market herself as some sort of host while the North Shore Animal League pays her salary as their useless spokesperson in between dumping cats onto real foster homes as Beth intercepts them for a month of constant selfies; otherwise she would have zero content for her media sites since she does nothing, has no talent, looks or ability and nothing anybody can market to any audiences.

Beth loves posting photos of herself sloshed in a tub halfway filled with water in her Hamptons Hideway From The Stepkids. Beth feels pretty confident that tub is hers for life even though Mr. Stern won't be around to enjoy it, I don't think he even has his own room in the Hamptons House, just his private basement photo shop.

No Beth, your bathtub is not a million miles away from the kitten foster room, YOU are a million miles away from Howard Stern's Manhattan Man Cave, safely living apart from him where YOU are sequestered millions of miles away from Howard Stern. 

I suppose fake Howard had a fun time this past weekend delivering a cat to the real foster family. Since the entire world is ignoring Beth's personal foundation Facebook page, Bianca's Furry Friends, nobody realizes the same families get stuck with multiple cats from Beth, since those are the real foster families. Beth's job is to detain a bunch of kittens for selfies before dumping them onto real people that have to actually spend money to feed and house the creatures for years to come, as Beth spends zero, getting free cat food from her employer, the North Shore Animal League and getting a contract vet to handle any pesky problems [including the spay/neutering of the kittens], and Beth gets mileage out of doing nothing in exchange for her salary plus donations to her public fund, Bianca's Furry Friends.

Howard pretends to a deliver kitten to someone's home as shown in the top left corner photo, when it is a faked photo.

Notice Howard's real profile, which is goofy, even though he has had a nose job, his nose is still giant and long, with those puffy lips and jutting chin.

Since Howard has gotten into trouble with talking up Bethie and her phony charity gimmick using Sirius airtime, Howard had the brilliant idea of a way to insert Beth into his radio broadcast today, and it wasn't even "Beth Tuesday" yet. So he concocted some nonsense that Beth dropped her phone and someone snatched it...okay, Beth was in New York all last week working for wages paid by the Hallmark Channel to film a bunch of CGI kittens for another segment of the Kitten Bowl to air next year. How this is a news story is beyond me, but Beth is getting paid and Stern is desperate to get other people to continue to pay Beth a salary as she sinks lower and lower on the selfie scale into oblivion. Well, I guess if the world runs out of kittens, Beth will move onto homeless snail rescue, or homeless rat rescue, who knows.

Howard was stuck with Beth all last week in New York as she was filming this loser Kitten Bowl fiasco, and Howard was MIA in the Hamptons this past weekend since he already put his time in with Beth, and is on overtime status right now.

OMG - victim Beth drops her cell phone