The River of No Return

Love is a traveler, on the River of No Return...and Beth's love of herself and her enormous overgrown head on television is a river of no return. Can Beth O'Desperate sink any lower than hosting the American Humane Association's (AHA) phony awards event honoring dogs? 

Beth somehow thinks she is going to the Academy Awards, not an award show for dogs. 

Ok, right, Beth, I guess we won't kill any dogs on the sets of movies or TV shows, but all other animals are apparently fair game since the record of the AHA is dismal to disgusting. Sure, let's blow up some sea creatures, who cares, as long as the Pirates of the Caribbean makes billions for the studios and the AHA is there with their little seal of approval at the end of the film.

So, I am supposed to ignore this?
Howard with a bulging
stomach and his nobody wife. And this is
after all the plastic surgery.

Another river of no return are all the desperate little people out there who think they control this blog. As I sit here perusing items being thrown at my inbox at lightning speed from all areas of cyberspace I just wonder how this little blog site got so insanely popular among a bunch of Howard & Beth supporters and ass kissers. 

Beth with the dress stuck up her butt again. Ever
hear of underpants?

Oh, I am all over that love stuff, totally retro man, cool, hip, make love not war, but anyone out there who thinks they are in control of this site have sad delusions. There are thousands of fan sites that exist and re-exist spouting all kinds of opinions, thoughts, reactions, I mean, come on folks, calm down and enjoy a break in your day of worshipping rich stupid people with no talent or looks and letting them tell you how and where to spend your hard earned dough.

Hippy Love Oprah hosted an event this weekend of self worship as she paraded around in front of a bunch of people who parted with their hard earned cash to see Oprah slumming sans the spanx and fun house mirrors to make her look thin, as she wore the old lady glasses hoping you won't remember she is airbrushed to hell on the cover of her stupid magazine.

Publicity anybody? Howard and Beth are struggling to say the least as they have to pay for their own publicity pieces in tabloids:

Here are a few good comments I found on the web, as they are getting to be few and far between...comments in red are mine; comments in black, not mine. Yep, corporate Howie goes PC but then he is responsible for his own content on his satellite radio show so he's scared of lawsuits and just sticks to the stuff that is safe like copying from online press reports about politics and playing up the gay stuff to appease the creators of Sirius and pretend he is "all into Beth" and not women.