The King of New York

Howard has time to sashay and 
strike a pose like a girl on the red
carpet for "America's Got Talent" but
has no time to help end global poverty.

So, where was Howard Stern during the biggest event of the year in Central Park, NY, to help end poverty by the year 2030? Where was the corporate giant SiriusXM during the biggest concert in NY to help end poverty by the year 2030? How about Missing In Action?

My gosh, when is Howard emerging from that closet? The pancake makeup with the girl's permed wig is just too much, then the posing. He obviously has time to practice his model poses in his mirrored bathroom at home so he is red carpet ready but has no time to help end global poverty.

Heading up the list of luminaries at the Global Citizen Festival to end poverty, was Hugh Jackman and Deb. The event was funded by brand sponsorships, private donations, and special ticket sales, with free tickets awarded to the almost 48,000 people crammed into Central Park. Musical performers such as Jay Z, Beyonce, Sting, and Gwen Stefani waived their performance fees. Where was Howard Stern? How about on the "ignored" and "uninvited" list, and that no one really thought of him appearing since he always demands a cut of the take at the door, a performance fee, payola, you get the message.

And where was Howard's superstar wife during this huge event [with segments televised and available online]? Well, she was shuttled off to Los Angeles attending a sham event for the entertainment industry to detract attention away from all the films which feature live abused and dying animals. Oh good, plus, she looked like she hadn't slept for 24 hours and was high on something looking very much like she thinks she is famous but coming off quite insane, what with the heavy makeup, it is really aging her at this point along with that stupid shemale hairdo [no offense to shemales is intended].

OMG, I am not a foot fetish person like Howard, Ralph, et al, but my gosh, Bethie has the huge swollen jet lag foot old ladies get after flying across the US for five hours straight then racing straight to the hotel for a ton of spray tan before stuffing her giant feet into those shoes...what are those creepy injection site bumps or does she have ringworm?

And what about the George Clooney wedding? How about this ring for Amal when I thought Stern was a self proclaimed billionaire with cash for a 52 million dollar beauty parlor and surgery center in Florida...supposedly this is how the engagement ring looks [left]. If it is a real canary diamond, meaning, not an enhanced color diamond, it is worth about $750,000. It makes Beth's engagement ring look dumb and stupid.

I always wondered why George & Julia never tied the knot. I guess their egos would get stuck in the rope and would choke each other out.

Congrats to George. He
finally landed a good one. 
Win the lottery, much? Oh yeah.