Julia Lemigova & Martina |
Robin & Susan |
Lavender Beth chooses kittens over human babies |
According to numerous Internet sites reporting about Martina's soon to be bride Julia, Martina needs to tread carefully. But I think she is too old to be moving on from this one and think she has found her end mate, game, set and match, whatever, hope she is happy in her last marriage.
Surprisingly, Joan Rivers never married again after the sudden suicide of her husband. If anyone caught Joan's episode of that awesome show "Celebrity Ghost Stories" you saw that Joan bought the entire top floor of an old mansion that was converted to individual apartments. Joan claims the place is haunted by the former owner of the entire building [who was a niece of JP Morgan] who died in the penthouse apartment that Joan bought. Now, Joan can converse with her ghost one-on-one instead of through a veil of cold breezes and lights going on and off or via a presence in her bedroom at 3 AM. I hope they enjoy each others company as they can now both live together in the haunted mansion.
Madam President is finally off the Board
I hope we get Howard to retell the story this week of when he was a guest at Joan's haunted penthouse apartment years ago. It had to be around xmas and he was invited over for drinks. He stated how uncomfortable he was in the posh penthouse as Joan is extremely formal and it was a formal gathering. As guests made their way into the dining room, Stern made his exit. I do not recall if anyone was with Stern, but as usual his stories are boring with no ending and they just trail off into nothing.
Be careful what you say about the recently departed; you may be meeting them sooner than you think.
You might also be careful about your finances, as you don't know when you will be forced to host a crappy game show after being fired from your main gig.
It was press released last year that Ferguson was to host "Celebrity Name Game" [brought to you by that lavender couple Arquette/Cox] and it is supposed to be debuting this Fall along with a half-hour afternoon talk show. Wow, just like Howard Stern, gotta work those two jobs to make up for pay cuts, job losses, so forth, so the two jobs almost equal that once big paycheck.
Hi Beth Man- Rob Zombie will appear as a guest judge on “Top Chef Duels” on Bravo this Wednesday, September 10th!
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