Beth The Bouncing InstaBomb

Seems that Beth couldn't score another ticket to Fashion Week and hasn't been seen at these events for at least four years, but who is the star? Oh, just Heidi Klum since America's Got Talent is finally on its way out so the REAL shows can take over the airwaves for a new stellar Fall season.

Heidi is really in demand right now!

Project Runway

Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

Spring 2015

The Theater at Lincoln Center

September 5, 2014

How many fat creases can you count?
Miss Blubber Butt is also overflowing
with fat from those implants sticking out
on top of fat and muscle on that
flat man chest.

No stopping Heidi Klum as she doesn't let the "forties" slow her down as she is super famous, popular and about 4 of Heidi could fit inside blubbery fatty Bethie.

Beth can no longer crash Fashion Week and nobody seems to be letting her sneak in as she constantly updates her social media sites to keep all of her paid SiriusXM corporate followers updated on her latest lies about her pseudo foster cats.

Beth just keeps ignoring all real news and the death of Howard Stern's Mom/Mentor Joan Rivers and keeps posting fantasy photos of her body parts and weird angles of her football head. Yes, Mrs. Stupid keeps hammering away on that InstaStupid site pretending she is fostering cats when all she does is take selfies with them and dump them back onto the North Shore Animal League or just gives them back to their original owners.

Beth recently posted an item stating that she took her sickly cat Yoda with a genetic heart condition, to a vet and Yoda is stronger now due to fostering kittens. I know, maybe a third grader would think of this, so no wonder Beth's big second book is for children. 

Yes, Beth claims her fluffy white Persian cat, who was never homeless, but just a litter of Persians where Beth snatched one because it would make for a good story and look good in selfies [notice she chose a white cat because it photographs better]. 

Beth keeps showing Yoda his
replica, the dead Yoda cat toy
to go along with her upcoming
DOA book that Howard
will have to buy to pretend
his wife is a celebrity.

Beth wanted a Persian cat because it resembled the cat Sheri Zombie already has and Beth copies Sheri even thinking she is married to a rock star who is still red hot and talented like Sheri's husband Rob Zombie, but Beth is sad in her delusions. So the little story was that Yoda the cat could die any second from a bad heart until the cat never died, so Beth never counted on that, so now she came up with a story that the cat's heart is stronger as if that is even possible with a genetic condition.

Sheri posted a photo taken at the Stern Birthday Bash and took the time for a RIP shout-out for Joan.

Where's your second movie, Howard?  Zombie has made a bunch of movies all starring Sheri The Wife and Stern has one movie self-financed featuring his ex wife who fled shortly after its release before Howard bankrupted the entire family while believing Hollywood was calling and he could score a real model wife like Sylvester Stallone did with his big career when he traded up and dumped his first wife. At least now, Howard is just bankrupting himself and Beth.

Howard claims to be a success making fun of Joan because she kept working up until her death while Howard and Beth scramble for crumbs at the table of corporate America and is no different from Joan who had to keep working to support herself and her family. At least Joan Rivers got the steady gig of filling in for JOHNNY CARSON on The Tonight Show, something Howard will never have and never hope to get in his stale saggy little lifetime as he is stuck in radio with that aged Bethie O'Nobody. 

Howard is stuck with Lurch and her crooked pigeon toed man legs.