So what, a few famous girls are seen sans clothing on the Internet because their phones were hacked [cough, cough]. Do we care? No, but they can feign all the anger they want because celebs are hungry for publicity. They are mad because they are getting zero dollars for the photos that are splashed all over the Internet free of charge to anyone who cares to look.
Beth has the opposite problem, in that people are asking to NOT see all her freakish bikini photos, and that is after Howard has airbrushed them to death only resulting in bizarre fuzzy photos of his sexually shy vague wife.
So where is our prize "it" girl in all this naked controversy? Beth covers up and hides terrified of showing it all since we don't exactly know what it has to show, but she sure covers it up likes it's worth a trillion dollars. Well, maybe it is. We are not even sure if Howard has seen Beth sans clothing, he probably is too frightened at the prospect as he is more comfortable walking around without clothes himself admiring his reflection in his all-mirrored bathroom in his private penthouse in New York.
Speaking of which, Beth loves her reflection and fans know she constantly stuffs herself into the same outfits all the time. It is obvious she has a limited amount of clothing kept in Howard's private man cave in Manhattan where Howard bought her an adjoining Mom Cave Closet. So she has to recycle the garbage knock off designer discount bargain basement clothes time and again, plus, hopes to get some press because she also has a full time job of copying celebrities. Beth jumps in front of cameras just so Howard can submit the photo to a tabloid or some online paper to get wifey into print somewhere, somehow, so he can pretend he married a celebrity instead of an aging nobody that is busting out of her seams.
Other it girls seem to be struggling with their own identities as with their bizarre bodies. It was reported by Cher's ex-manager that she didn't care that Chastity changed to Chaz, only that Chaz was fat. Pretty funny since Cher has had her fat moments since turning the age of old with her dismal last tour that even her long time clothing designer Bob Mackie refused to do; he could tell when it is time to throw in the towel with some clients.
And this it girl just goes from bad to worse with her freakish proportions; she looks like a giant Beth with all the excess weight and floating implants.
Speaking of which, Beth loves her reflection and fans know she constantly stuffs herself into the same outfits all the time. It is obvious she has a limited amount of clothing kept in Howard's private man cave in Manhattan where Howard bought her an adjoining Mom Cave Closet. So she has to recycle the garbage knock off designer discount bargain basement clothes time and again, plus, hopes to get some press because she also has a full time job of copying celebrities. Beth jumps in front of cameras just so Howard can submit the photo to a tabloid or some online paper to get wifey into print somewhere, somehow, so he can pretend he married a celebrity instead of an aging nobody that is busting out of her seams.
Other it girls seem to be struggling with their own identities as with their bizarre bodies. It was reported by Cher's ex-manager that she didn't care that Chastity changed to Chaz, only that Chaz was fat. Pretty funny since Cher has had her fat moments since turning the age of old with her dismal last tour that even her long time clothing designer Bob Mackie refused to do; he could tell when it is time to throw in the towel with some clients.
Cher's last concert tour was a disaster featuring her less than perfect body in an array of crappy outfits. |
And this it girl just goes from bad to worse with her freakish proportions; she looks like a giant Beth with all the excess weight and floating implants.
Thanks to these two ladies, Howard got a fathead deeming himself the pretty one of the bunch; and with Beth alongside, Howard still holds the crown. |
Beth will also be selling Beth Dolls along with dead Yoda stuffed animal toys with her upcoming childrens book about her soon-to-be-dead cat, Yoda. |
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