Howard Stern has been completely missing in action with only wifey posting bizarre Instagram photos of disembodied arms and legs with cat props scattered around to justify her existence and her hundred thousand dollar a year salary from the North Shore Animal League.In the photo left, Beth decided on her famous modeling pose "classic bitch face" as she ponders what happened to Howard's promises of making her a famous spokesmodel and getting her a TV series that lasts more than 13 episodes. She wonders what happened to her ghostwriter to script that big death scene for Yoda the cat with the plagiarized name since the Sterns copy everyone and hope to horn in on Google searches for Star Wars.
Beth posted a few bizarre photos of Howard's wig propped on a chair with a cat sniffing around while he has been in Manhattan working hard on crashing and burning "America's Got Talent" as it hits an all time low and CBS wins the night last night, you know, when AGT only aired against RERUNS and couldn't manage to win the ratings race.
And, we finally get an update of the status of Joan Rivers and her reality show and that they are both resting comfortably as Melissa completes a power of attorney for mommy dearest and sets up some cameras to film her recovery and impending lawsuit since Melissa feels the docs botched up whatever it was they were doing when Joan had a stroke, I mean, she is exceptionally old and surprisingly looks super old in spite of all that money she has spent on her face to not look old.I'm sure some have heard about Pam Anderson refusing that stupid ice bucket challenge to fund huge salaries for some Lou Gehrig disease charity that will amount to millions and millions of people staying at the status quo while the top bosses keep feeding their egos and their pockets.
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| Like her or not, at least she has opinions and her own convictions and just doesn't spend her entire life throwing cats into the lens of cameras 24/7 pretending to do some sort of animal rescue. I mean I have no idea what Beth does with her day other than throw kittens around and juggle them for iPhone selfies. |
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| Okay, Beth, which eye do we look at?? Unless she holds a steady hard glare into camera lens, the left eye slowly starts to wander towards her nose. |
The kitten is staring at The Wig like he doesn't know whether to try to play with it or run.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first read it, I thought the title said "Is Howard retarded"
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beth man, you wrote that beth makes 100 thousand a MONTH, but that's not true. She makes 100 thousand a year right? Otherwise the NSAL would be paying Wonky 1.2 million. Either way, it's not charity work when you earn a salary!
ReplyDeleteCorrect; should be per year. Howard has glossed over this in the past making an implication, nothing in writing, nothing in a press release, that Beth donates her salary back to NSAL. Again, this was a scrambled half mention he inserted when Beth wrote her dog book. At the time, this blog page pointed out that nothing is in writing how much of the "proceeds" from the sale of the book went to NSAL. Howard again mumbled gibberish on the air, implying everything Beth makes goes back to NSAL.
DeleteAh okay I couldn't imagine her making 100,000 a month...even a year is ridiculous! I bet you NO other workers there besides the hack CEO make 6 figures. And their work is more impactful.
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