Spirits of the Dead

Anyone feel that tremor? It's the spirit of Joan Rivers that won't stop bothering the living as we now ponder the aftermath of that hurricane called Joan as her dead ashes are still hopping around making the urn quake and shake on the mantelpiece as it suffers from withdrawals and seizures for another 90 days of cold turkey. Never under estimate the spirits of the dead as Howard Stern just might keep booking Joan on his graveyard radio show as we wonder when the next funeral will be that Howard Stern crashes and dashes on stage to show the celebrities in attendance how funny he is and can memorize jokes that were written by another unfunny person and eulogize the hell out of another incinerated celebrity. Uh yeah, Howard just repeated jokes from one of Rivers' monologues.

Good luck Missy, keeping the fortune hunters away from you. Just hit the "ignore" button as Howard has you on auto redial hoping to console you and your inheritance. I hope Missy's shopping therapy has helped as she was seen around NY with a giant shemale bodyguard to keep photogs at a safe distance and ensure any photos taken were complimentary to her garbled scrunched mouth and her beautifully Botoxed forehead.

Ooops, bad angle for her 50 yr old arms; oh well, poor girl was still in shock and didn't have momma around to chase away the wolves with cameras.

Pretty hilarious that Joan has always promoted changing sexes and men in dresses like Howard Stern. Joan is pictured below with her transgender god "daughter" Tracie Hotchner and his sister.

Howard's got this hilarious phony photoshopped photo of Beth in his office with her on a huge couch since that is all she could get for work.  Beth was rarely vertical in her previous life as an unemployable dolt with crossed eyes with a former prizefighter nose. 

Meanwhile, Ilsa the warden she-wolf never lets up on her inmates as she documents events on her Instagram site. Petrified Petunia the cat tries to escape Ilsa's caged foster feline prison camp while caught on video surveillance. Hopefully, local officials can finally shut down this den of horrors as Frau Beth continues torturing cats with never-ending photo shoots and general harassment.

Evil Beth O captures kittens and forces them to submit
to her torturous photo shoots day and night to feed her
demented need for fame since all else has failed while
her scared hubby in a cocktail gown stares at his
image in his bathroom of mirrors terrified of sex.