The Police

We hear that Joan Rivers' show "Fashion Police" will continue without her and this blogger was the first to reveal Kathy Griffin was the obvious successor to the celebrity insult queen, Joan, yet we also know that Ryan Seacrest [who Howard Stern is insanely jealous of] is campaigning for one of his own, which is Kris Kardashian, the momma she-wolf, the leader of the pack of self absorbed camera hogs who are [according to various sites] very much in debt, in spite of their nonstop work ethic of self promotion and slapping their name on stuff that should be thrown in the garbage.

Well, everyone knows that RuPaul and Joanie go waaay back, as Joan has always been a mentor and champion to the gay gender, really, only to men in drag, transvestites, and Howard Stern [not much of a leap there]. She also is known to have said that men should not come out of the closet or it would ruin their careers [oh, she must have meant her own husband, oh, only over Joan's dead body, or was it his dead body? Can't remember...doesn't matter, water under the rainbow bridge].

Joan always promoted RuPaul's Drag Race
and had frequent contestants from the
show on her show "In Bed With Joan".

RuPaul & Joan were old friends.

Joan loved the drag race.

Gay expert Joan Rivers also revealed years ago, when asked a question if the singer Prince was gay, Joan said "no". So do we believe the statements she made [prior to her permanent gag order] about the U.S. president & his wife? Not sure, right?

What was I saying? Oh, yes, I know RuPaul is a superstar, and the natural choice to take over Fashion Police, he would blow everyone out of the water with his super talent, personality, and star quality, I mean, the ratings would go through the roof, but would Missy allow this? Or does she want it to continue with the same humdrum group, since Joan was the star, not that mixture of freaks and geeks with that melon headed Giulianna freaking out every time they take a lunch break as she is terrified of food, while Kelly can't stop wolfing down dunkin' donuts, I mean, it is really a bizarre show, it needs a stellar leader, a star, and Ru could bring in his talented bunch of judges and include a few guest celebrity judges, just like he does on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Beth has nothing to
post for TBT because
she never modeled
anything except
plus size lingerie
for a New Jersey
clothing catalog

And what about that fruitloop Beth? Oh, she is spinning and spinning on her dull Instagram website where she keeps posting blurry bathing suit photos of herself since we know no nudes exist of the supermodel, I mean really, what self respecting super girlfriend superstar has no naked photos floating around somewhere? Oh, Howard would kill himself if any got out, but we know the price would be high because they would be the laughing stock of the Internet.

Keep posting those stupid photos Howard, yes a bunch of kittens then a bunch of your weird wife, I mean, exactly how does your scrambled brains come up with these ideas? Maybe it's because you have girls' hands and why Beth buys you rings from the girl's department at Macy's.