Gender-Bending

Martine is not only an attractive lady
but highly intelligent and created
Sirius satellite radio. I bet Howard
would love to have a seat on this [former]
board of director.

Howard keeps interjecting into his numerology designated 12 hour a week radio show, that he has no idea what his company is doing, and that he was offered a seat on the board of directors when he was hired by the Sirius satellite company and turned it down. He fails to mention the XM satellite company issued a gigantic NO THANKS when Stern first came to them begging for a show on their satellite radio service since he was being booted off myriads of terrestrial radio stations nationwide and facing a fat pay cut on his existing job.

How Martine used to look. He had a sex change
operation in 1994 and loves Howard Stern. He gave Howard
 the big deal with Sirius before dumping the company and Stern.
Sirius has been STUCK with Stern ever since and crowds
his channels with commercials to pay the overrated DJ's salary.

But Howard keeps skating past the real issue here, he was hired by a transgender woman with a wife who looks like Robin and we wonder how they all met in the first place. Howard fails to tell us that little storyline and now lies and says it was the current honchos in charge that hired him when they only picked up his contract along with massive reductions to his annual operating budget and why Artie Lange was fired because Stern needed his salary. But Artie was not going to continue with the Stern show anyway sitting like a fat pigeon in the studio and having to constantly worship Howard's wife, the Pudge from Pittsburgh, pretending she is famous, so he was outta there. 

Beth & Howard outside the
synagogue for the Joan Rivers memorial service
since these two dopes count this as
a real job as celebrities. They are that 
desperate to get their faces on the Internet.

So now Howard can talk to the wall which is what he loves as he finally got Robin off the air and was never considered or paid as "on-air" talent but on-the-phone talent as Howard TV is gone and Howard keeps making cuts to make up for the loss of his salary with each passing contract expiration date while foisting Beth onto the public and onto his website since her own personal website has cobwebs and is as stagnant as her empty head failing to produce anything but the same shitty calendars and books that her husband mandates his employees and stooges purchase so he doesn't have to keep padding her cell with faux foster kittens and her cash poor bank account.

Watch out Petunia, Yoda is no longer the designated star of Beth's kitty snuff film, Yoda was cured, so now you might be the target for Beth's death drama since she has a fire and fireplace obsession. Oh, remember Howard stated on his radio show that Beth's apartment in NY caught FIRE and then there was a flood and caving in of the apartment above hers when Howard had to rescue her and let her move in? Oh yes, even though none of this disaster made it into the local or national news. But Beth is obsessed with her fireplaces at her Hamptons Hellhole, she frequently poses in front of them and has her dead dog Bianca's ashes in a giant urn next to the fireplace in the master bedroom, I mean, that girl has a fireplace fetish. Hope Petunia is not the next to be thrown in and reduced to ashes in an urn.

Howard also keeps bragging that Bethie was
a volunteer at ground zero following the 9/11 tragedy.
I have seen no photographic evidence of Beth
anywhere near the site as a volunteer, or otherwise,
yet Robin Williams was there as he phoned
the wife of a New York City Policeman and 
spent time with rescue workers surprising their wives with phone calls.