Jaws

Bidding a sad good-bye to one of the great Bond villains called Jaws, who reportedly died today near his home in Fresno, CA. He reportedly always said he had a great time working on the biggest movie franchise of all time and working with the one and only Bond, Roger Moore [who had to suffer through a horrid Howard Stern interview a year ago and had to tell Stern that he was not gay].

Insane and wall-eyed Beth
has snatched another pedigree cat in
her continuous bid for fame and having
a camera constantly pointing at
her fat ego head.

Speaking of not being gay, Bethie would never admit to such a thing [I don't know why, it would give her major points in the public eye but we can't find her public anyway so it hardly matters at this point]....but does believe that she is a philanthropist and mogul, as Beth O Botoxed keeps bothering animals in her never ending quest for fame and attention and to get her freakishly proportioned face on television. How does she accomplish this? By getting her corporate sponsored charity to grab a bunch of kittens from other shelters or inbred pedigreed animals that are screwed up and dumped on a charity, like you know, some cat with a phony genetic heart condition that Beth can exploit and lie about when the only condition was that the animal had fleas and had to have its coat shaved off. Beth thinks she "cures" cats by letting their hair grow back and having her servants give them a bath and brush their coat.

The truly famous do not need animal props in order to get attention and to get their picture taken or to get on television.

Super famous Heidi Klum was at the Michael Kors
show, September 10, 2014, Mercedez-Benz Fashion Week. 
Where was Beth? Nowhere, she isn't a celebrity.

Howard Stern, self proclaimed supporter of Israel is married to a self proclaimed polish catholic girl who doesn't tell us if her ancestry is Jewish or Nazi, or which side Beth was on in the great world wars. Will Howard tell us if his broad is really of Jewish ancestry? Does it matter? Well it might explain a lot and why Beth is already another Joan Rivers, a broad with tons of plastic surgery from head to toe that is scrambling for work on television. Beth looks like she could be Melissa's sister.

We know Joan was more popular than Howard, she was always touring aside from getting steady TV work, and getting work for her talentless daughter who dumped her birth name for her mother's stage name [very bizarre], but Joan needed a pigeon, a duplicate, a worshipper. She couldn't take it if Melissa ever abandoned her, so Melissa never did, and took care of mom until the day she had a stroke or a heart attack or stopped breathing due to a procedure, or due to a light sedative, or due to full anesthesia, or due to a lesion on her vocal chords, or due to have spasms and suffocating, all ending up in a private hospital with show tunes playing nonstop as well wishers visited the comatose body before Missy said enough already and had docs pull the power lines to the dying shell of a woman lying there in full wigs and makeup waiting to be sent to the ovens and cremated which was the fate of so many Jews during WWII. 

And when will Howard Stern tell us the truth about Beth's corporate job of selling pet insurance and being a frontman for a phony charity? Who is funding this moronic Kitten Bowl for yet another year? Is it the pet insurance company along with the Hallmark Channel? We know Beth and Howard are now completely bottom feeders, the infomercial TV and satellite radio route, the end; they might as well set up a booth at the county fair and become barkers to sell their shitty calendars and books to the dimwitted public at large who thinks they are contributing to a homeless animal charity when they are only funding Beth's salary.

I have a feeling this Kitten Bowl was filmed all at once and Beth is doling out photos from the original shoot. She never stated where this studio is, only that it is in New York, it might be in her own apartment in NY since she stated Regis Philbin lives beneath her apartment, and we know he was a guest on the first annual Kitten Bowl. Yes, Beth is all about diversion from the fact she has nothing to do but sit and stew and bark at the moon.