Corporate Shill Stooge Stern

Let's get something clear, Beth is gearing up for the next 5 months of bragging especially about that fucking Kitten Bowl, and Howard Stern will brag and brag how it had stellar ratings opposite the Super Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday. Of course, no show can beat the actual Super Bowl, so other networks just air reruns or something that doesn't matter, since they will be making zero dollars during the Super Bowl.

Bring in Miss Zero Revenue Beth Stern and the North Shore Animal League [where Beth is employed] which is a corporate partner with the Hallmark Channel. So, they are now stuck with Beth as their host of a show called the Kitten Bowl, which is several hours of the same cats on a loop supposedly playing football [how fun for two seconds before you switch the channel to Animal Planets Puppy Bowl].

This is what the Kitten Bowl beat on Super Bowl Sunday

A film of one fish swimming in a fish bowl on Nat Geo Wild which was the former home of Beth O Fired when she hosted a horrendous show called "Spoiled Rotten Pets" that featured a bunch of old hag divorcees sitting around staring at their animals on a fixed income and some guy and his wife that had a pig fetish that looked like they did everything with those pigs short of fucking them. Nothing else was presented on Nat Geo Wild but footage of this:

Beth beat a fish bowl; she never beat Animal
Planets PUPPY BOWL in ratings on Super Bowl Sunday.

Howard & Beth are self-promoters. Nobody else will brag about their do-nothing lives, nobody else will talk up their tanked careers, one being stuck buried beneath hundreds of channels on SiriusXM, one being stuck in a selfie vortex where she actually thinks that by constantly posting her personal photo album on the Internet makes her a celebrity.

Nobody can stand to be around that Howard Stern whose big idea for a talk radio show was reading the guests bio back at them downloaded from Wikipedia, then inserting his own bragging and the interview is done. No wonder Sirius cut his budget by at least one third of what it was, and more cuts are planned since Robin is now on medical leave talking by phone lines and only making rare appearances in the studio, and Howard talks to himself loving the sound of his own voice plugging all his stupid projects and plugging Beth's merry-go-round of the same shit she does for the North Shore Animal League where she is their paid spokesman while hawking some books and calendars that end up clogging landfills across the nation.

"America's Got Talent" red carpet is still Beth-free. We will see
if Howard Stern can get her on the red carpet for the last airing of
this awful show before it is shelved for another 9 months.

Now SiriusXM is bringing on board Barbra Streisand in a limited run channel to promote her new album and on September 10, she did a Town Hall, sans her good buddy Howard Stern. OH, remember they are good friends now, since Streisand is forced to be at some of the same events as the Buttinsky Corporate Stooges, Howard & Beth. It must suck to no longer be able to sing and be old and have to still work for a living. 

Howard knows all about having to work for a living and being a senior citizen. We wonder who will go next on the operating table since the Stern birthday bash, as Howard looks 70 years old and no one knows what is wrong with Robin except being a liar, about her age, her weight, her plastic surgery; the list is endless. Howard has a facelifted pancake face with a weird nose job and Robin is a helium dirigible airship with orange ringlets.

Beth is always ready to jump in front of a camera but had no business being in a pizza place as she poses with an idiot several months ago as she looks like a hot mess with a liposuctioned stomach. I guess those pizza calories will just go to her butt and thighs as usual, and I don't know what is going on with that giant stuffed bra of silicone mixed with flab.