"The Girls"

America's Got Talent (AGT) stepped it up Wednesday using "the girls" to full advantage to finally get some viewers. Did I say thanks to the girls? Yes, because in press items, Howard Stern is not mentioned. Without the looks and star quality of Heidi and Mel B, everyone would tune out of that Snapple infomercial and look elsewhere for their product placement TV shows.

Howard is a serious judge, he doesn't rely on looks or talent, but makes sure he has a cheering section. Apparently this cheering section was unavailable, so he had to resort to his payroll stooge Whitney.

You remember Whitney, the intern approved by Bethie, and it took Howard a long time to make her a star, finally falling back on, well, basically cheating. Let's get some ghostwriters on board, push the broad into some private plastic surgery center, knock a decade off the age and she was good to go, and we are stuck with D Listers into gross out granny humor always having a stage on the Stern mothball satellite radio show.

And where is Beth? Well she has to recover from her big night in the big Apple and go back to documenting phony foster cats so she can attach the video to her tax return and NSAL won't be threatened with cease and desist letters from various governmental officials that they are running a private charity for a clique of rich Hamptonites dumping unwanted litters and just keeping the pets that match the decor of their million dollar homes.

Hey Beth & Howard, here is a chance at actually getting into a real movie...got any dough lying around the house? This might be your last chance at a movie deal and getting Beth's face on film: