Howard, honey, ratings are supposed to go UP, but yours are going down like you're used to Beth doing on your date nights. Maybe nobody told you about "television" and free TV, and real people actually turning on their TV sets to watch something, or simply have background noise while they are updating their blogs having fun.
Going down is all Howard Stern understands as he holds steady with the downward spiral of America's Got Talent (AGT) and tied with his season low, low as in ratings, not subscribers, not people that pay a subscription fee whether or not they turn on their satellite radios. This is actual viewers that decided to turn on their televisions and leave it on a channel for the night or spend their evenings switching channels.
Most people forget they have satellite radio but are still paying for subscriptions they never use until they get around to fighting with someone on the phone to cancel, only to have the operators beg and beg them to keep their damn subscriptions offering a million months free until the caller gives in or cancels their credit card.
Speaking of switching things, were these Crazy Days & Nights blind items ever revealed? You remember, a female comic who had two network shows, one was actually written by her then-boyfriend until he dumped her, and supposedly he allegedly revealed Whitney Cummings likes shemales..then she stole some story ideas...oh well, doesn't everything make sense now? Howard has been promoting Whitney for years until she finally badgered a boyfriend to get her on TV [gee sounds so familiar to the Howard and Beth storyline].
Classic @BethFan (I can just picture the untucking. OMG)
ReplyDeletePS Wigward says that BJs are demeaning to women!
Beth-Man you are starting to confuse me! I thought Beth was trying to get pregnant? How can a man, get pregnant?
ReplyDeleteOh there are plenty of ways for Beth to get her Retirement Fund baby; we are all waiting to see when or if they will finally stage this event; we hope poor Howard can keep getting more work so he has enough money to ensure smooth sailing and that no blind items pop up across the Internet.
DeleteI started listening to Stern around 1990 that man talked about ratings every single day they were live. Because of him I know more about ratings than any layman should. That being said I have never heard one peep about the GayGT ratings ever and that is all that needs to be said.
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