The Best of Times

Robin Williams' best times are sadly behind him as he played his last role in the midnight hours in his home in the area of San Francisco, CA. He might win someone an award for his last performance but I am just not sure what that award could be, since the alleged staging going on in the home of the superstar is shrouded in mystery. Lucky for Robin to have left this earth via the United States, and not a foreign land, like what happened to David Carradine, where graphic photos of the scene were in the overseas newspapers and on the Internet. 

Not so shocking is that the described position is almost identifical to how David Carradine was found. Yet, police reports do not make sense, as shown in the excerpts below. 

The reports said Mr. Wiliams' was found suspended slightly off the floor (?), no off the ground. I have never heard of the interior of a home called the ground, it's called a floor, sometimes more descriptive, as a carpeted floor, or tile floor. The ground is outside. So just where was Williams' actually found by police? Through a bedroom that led to the patio and pool area? Was he actually found suspended from a leather contraption and they called it a "belt" since it had fasteners and buckles? But was it really a closet off the pool area with his body slightly suspended off the ground?

Why the urgent need to make some quick cash? Was he again trying to score drugs? Was he paying someone to go away or to assist with ending his life? Hmmm...I am channeling a name, C-u-n-a-n-a-n..who was an alleged prostitiute/hitman for the rich and famous.

We are assuming Williams was right-handed, so the marks were only on the left wrist. However, were his wrists tied briefly behind his back until the death act was completed, or tied to a chair that was later removed? When cutting something like a silk scarf from a wrist, the only mark would be the marks from a knife on one wrist not both, as the scarf would fall away.

There seems to be no witnesses to this event, and have no idea who was around, and where, when, and how or why the personal assistant was summoned to the Williams home. She obviously had key entry access since supposedly Mrs. Williams was not there. She had to be located and managed to arrive after the law enforcement authorities showed up at the scene to investigate. Pretty smart to show up with officers present, and not before.

As in that other tragic death, L'Wren Scott's assistant was summoned by a text message and discovered the body. Same with Mr. Williams' assistant, she discovered the body. Why? Because, Columbo, the person or persons closest to the victim are the first suspects, so they need to stay as far away as possible. The bigger the suspect, the farther away they need to be when the body is discovered. Like, for the sake of argument, you are starting your concert tour in Australia with your band when your girlfriend was discovered, deceased, kneeling on the floor suspended by a scarf and tie...just saying, you know, as an example. 

We don't know at this time where Mrs. Williams was, but it was reported on the news, live on video, that the neighbors saw Mrs. Williams walking their dog early Monday morning. Weird, right? Why did she need to be seen Monday morning before her husband was found dead? Their cars are in plain view since the garage was unusable due to Robin's bicycle collection, so she couldn't really leave without a neighbor noticing. So Mrs. Williams paraded around with the dog and then left so the assistant would have full access to the house and apparently was alone when she discovered Williams. Was the dog there too? Or did Mrs. Williams take the dog with her when she left?

We have no idea how the personal assistant gained access to a locked bedroom...but maybe she didn't need to. Maybe she went around the back of the house and saw him through a window or sliding glass door and he was suspended from a closet. We don't know if he was found inside or outside the home, I do know "ground" is outside.

So is Mrs. Personal Assistant now backing down from her original story? Was the bedroom locked or not? Normally, there is no key, you have to get a crowbar or something to break it down...or open it from the inside. As in, walking around the back of the house and gaining entry that way...

And we already knew that Mrs. Williams would flee the neighborhood.

Game, set and match.

So what happened to these young ladies? The ones that got away...

Meanwhile, we know Howard has stated on the air he enjoys role playing, having his wrists tied or his victim tied, you know, as in playing a game and never leaving marks. 

New questions arise as to exactly what did Howard Stern know about the death of Williams, and when did he know it? Did this sudden death send waves of panic through the Stern household? Does Beth normally get text alerts or email updates from her former alleged S&M network when games go wrong? 

Anyone witnessing the frenzied posts of Miss Bethie lately on her Instagram site know she is spinning out of control. She is frantic to appear that she is a "model", wearing enormous bizarre wigs to cover up her balding head, and Howard is posting photos taken god knows when of his red herring Beth. 

And just what is keeping Stern so busy this month? Why the break from his satellite radio show? I suppose he is wheeling and dealing and begging Simon Cowell to not fire him next year and convince him that the judges don't matter, that people are tuning into see the acts on "America's Got Talent". 

Howard's Hamptons Studio is keeping Beth busy and hopping around in front of cameras and rolling video nonstop to keep the loose cannon under lock and key.

Sarah looks like Beth; they think
they're sexy but have that psychotic
expression and those short legs

Howard Stern is on thin ice desperate to hang onto his two jobs while also driving traffic to Beth's Instagram site. The woman is quite frankly having a meltdown as is evident by the bizarre photos she is posting. Keep juggling Howard, and maybe your good buddy Sarah Gellar and her fantasy stories about how Robin Williams loved working with her, will come on your stale satellite radio show. That might get you some press mileage out of the death of Williams, right? I bet Howard is writing the script right now for Sarah. We want to hear about how Robin Williams really loved Howard and was desperate to come back on his show...oh gosh, I hope I haven't ruined Howard's plans for his stellar comeback shows after his vacation break, or mental break. Is it Howard that is tired or his show? Tough call.

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