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Friday, August 15, 2014

Howard Stern Gets Mileage Out of Williams Tragedy

Just when you thought Stern couldn't go lower than his ratings for "America's Got Talent" (AGT) he manages to still find room at the bottom and is blowing his own horn thrilled that his pathetic attention grab is getting mileage in the press, all planted by his management team to make Stern look like he has any thought in his head other than self promotion. Yes, Howard actually thinks it's news that he did a crappy celebrity interview 20 years ago with Robin Williams and is sorry; ha...as if anything has changed with Stern. 


Oh fuck, now Stern will get all of Robin Williams' roles and bug the hell out of the acting community. Get ready guys, Howard is on his way to Oscar Victory, he just needs to try on the wig and giant dress for Mrs. Doubtfire II.


I am shocked lightning doesn't strike from heaven from all of Stern's fabrications about being offered movie roles that he turned DOWN implying Williams was second choice [e.g., Good Morning Vietnam; Man of the Year]. But Robin never would seek revenge of any sort on anyone, even from his current resting place. I wonder who it was that set up the interview with Stern in the first place a million years ago, an interview Williams never should have agreed to do. But what can any celebrity expect from Stupid Stern? To this day, Howard's interviews are insulting to the celebrity, painstakingly boring and asking personal questions about their "private parts", and then he plugs his own movie from 20 yrs ago that was in theaters about three months before going to video, which was unheard of back in the 1990's, it was a bomb; something Stern could never face.

So Stern makes up a fantasy life that he turned down numerous movie projects; the only movie projects anyone would ever consider would be projects he funded himself [e.g., Private Parts], and we all notice that unless Stern can back up his talk with cash, no movie will be made, and it hasn't been made, by Stern or anyone wishing to finance that dolt, that untalented, unfunny sinkhole for any movie project.


Oh, let's bring in the girlfriend who moved in with Stern since he suddenly needed to appear "stable", yes that was the word he used on the air on his radio show, that he could prove he was stable by having a long time housemate and married Beth. Well Beth added to the stable alright, and she was making sure that she was going to be the last wife of Howard Stern. Beth is void of any personality or talent and has resorted to being an Instagram model to promote herself, and sticking kittens in her bra and she calls it charity work.





I wonder how many Page Six mugs Stern owns, since he is constantly an item now with his weekly restaurant sightings eating salads and fish for dinner like a girl pretending to eat before running to the liquor cabinet. I wonder why he and Beth are always stuck on the porch at Nick & Toni's [a posh Hamptons eatery], as is stated in his latest publicity grab on the Page Six column of the New York Post. Is it because of Beth's nicotine addiction? Just asking, she has those deep smoker lines around her mouth and that nicotine body with flab and zero muscle tone.


Photo of Nick & Toni's in the Hamptons where the Sterns always get publicity items planted in the papers about their mealtime habits while sequestered to the porch.






Speaking of celebrity wives appearing out of nowhere, Robin Williams' wife is an artist and graphic designer in the Bay Area. We see from her work that she didn't need to rely upon the fame and dwindling fortune of Mr. Williams.




Love her goodfellas wedding and her dress:







I blocked this person's identity to protect the guilty, but for some reason he was in tears delivering this giant plant with what looks like a bicycle tire rim around it and dumped it on the sidewalk in front of Robin Williams' home. I wondered why he did that, but then the gates were closed. Maybe he was returning a borrowed item.



Robin Williams' home is to the left in the photo, with the two large black SUVs barely fitting in the driveway. Neighbors stated that he could not use his garage because it was packed with bicycles.


Quite a difference in residences, the huge fortress was his prior home in S.F. and it looked very much like a Hollywood star's home; the bottom photo was his current Bay Area home, sort of a come down in a way, and he added the gate to the front surrounding the property to ensure privacy.





Neighbors reported that Robin's wife was casually walking their dog Monday morning [August 11] obviously unaware her husband was hanging off a closet door in a bedroom next to her own. Several reports stated that he apparently died sometime late Sunday night or early Monday morning. Later, neighbors witnessed a woman sitting and crying on the steps in front of the home when local authorities arrived, followed by TV camera crews and vehicles. The woman was Williams' personal assistant who tried to reach Mrs. Williams by phone, but her calls went unanswered.
Too bad this Hindu deity outside the door of Robin's home could not protect him from whatever demons he battled inside that home with a wife that was apparently unaware that he spent up to 18 hrs per day in a dark room sleeping. When his personal assistant arrived and let herself into the home, she went searching for Robin. She couldn't get a response from the bedroom...obviously the only locked door in the house, so she broke it down and found the body. I wonder exactly how do you break into a locked room? Did she shoot off the lock?




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2 comments:

  1. I just had to climb back up into my chair after falling off when you said that now that Robin Williams is gone, all his roles will go Howard's way! But there's one obstacle with his taking over "Mrs. Doubtfire II" - Howard does not perceive himself as a dowdy, matronly woman ... quite the opposite. He's a vampy Morticia Addams as seen on his last Xmas card. ... But I'm sure Hollywood Howie can get them to re-image the whole premise after years of haggling and never getting the project off the ground.

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  2. ...theyd be better off to hire a comedian for mrs doubtfire II. howard is too well known for being nbc's dancing monkey that cant stay in his seat always racing for the agt stage to bring the show down. i still think beth was born with wookie genitals and the operation could only go one way. scott becomes beth and its all pretending fom there on right up until today. look at that broads features, "she" is very manly. a regular billy tipton.

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