Stern Suspect In Klum Incident

Today on Howard Stern's stale infomercial satellite radio show, he once again revealed that he could not control his anger and jealousy towards the beautiful and extremely popular Heidi Klum, who is juggling several shows and jobs on the personal, as well as on the professional front, as is her co-judge Mel B, when Howard proves he can barely handle two jobs that total about 10 hrs per month, and factoring in that he has zero personal life living alone in Manhattan and spending weekends taking pictures of his rarely sober wife.

In addition to her summer job on "America's Got Talent", Heidi Klum enjoys season after season of "Project Runway" in addition to being a tireless worker for the American Red Cross while managing to be an international supermodel as well as a devoted super mom to her kids.

Yes, old man Stern is suspected of kicking Heidi's chair that sent her crashing to the floor as she was distracted talking and texting during a break in the taping of "America's Got Talent" (AGT). Howard admitted that he was sitting next to Heidi as she fell crashing to the floor as Howard stared blankly with both eyes pointing in different directions like a snail on crack laughing and hoping his stupid wife saw the whole thing. This is their "thing" to fall, as we know Beth allegedly fell [there were no witnesses to the event] after downing drinks at a Hamptons eatery where Stern is desperate to drive the tourist trade since he is an apparent investor and keeps up his press items of "restaurant sightings".

SiriusXM executives hoped that paying Lady Gaga to appear on the Stern show would drive traffic to the mothballed channels; it didn't work, so Stern begged for a second job from the gods that live in the SiriusXM corporate cloud to supplement his income and hopefully gain a measure of publicity for his dead radio show.

My gosh, Stern is desperate and down right scared that this is his last season in front of the TV cameras, unless he can convince NBC executives that his appearance doesn't really matter to show, even though ratings don't lie. Howard has failed miserably at delivering ratings anywhere near what they were in prior seasons, before and up until, the departure of Piers Morgan.


Keep it up Stern, better get medicated and quick before your inner demons lash out again at the gorgeous MODEL and talented performer Heidi Klum. I mean how desperate is this? Howard complains that nobody is paying attention during the breaks, not realizing AGT is a difficult job only to Howard, it is second nature for both Heidi and Mel B to be in front of cameras, to be ready when cameras start rolling, needing zero "prep" time, as they are there and ready to go when the cameras are ready and the director is ready to go.

Howard is out of his element on television, with his bizarre facial expressions and relying heavily on the expert camera cuts to cover up for Stern's amateurish behavior, all the while, Beth O'Nobody sits in the audience showing off to her loser family members that she is a star and her husband is on TV, wow, big deal, Beth. But I guess it is pretty good for a leftover Broadway transient living off of other people as you wandered the streets waiting for your monthly paycheck from relatives back home.

Meanwhile, the three closeted stooges managed to wobble into the last performance of Doogie Howser as a tranny in "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" on Broadway, having lasted only long enough to collect his undeserved Tony Award for a mediocre, stiff, robotic performance. Yes, Howard today said, on the air, that he, Beth and Robin paraded in together to see the show.

But aside from Doogie's stiff performance on stage, something else was "stiff" in the audience as old man Stern was salivating at Doogie's performance wishing he could perform in the bedroom as well as on stage, as audiences are clicking away from AGT in search of summer reruns. We know Beth was a fun date for "Hedwig"; she does NOT like to show up anywhere without a camera crew.

And, as I have said over and over, Stern announced today on his satellite radio show that everyone needs to click on Beth's InstaSpam site. Yes, Howard revealed his desperation at attempting to drive traffic to Beth's InstaSpam site as she loads it up with all her crappy selfies with a few cats stuck in the picture and paid followers can attempt to comment on the photos as it is obvious they have no clue who "Beth" is. Yet, she needs to justify her existence with the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) who pays her salary, so onward and upward with that foster fraud scam as she shuffles cats back and forth with NSAL for her awesome photo shoots.

Word to Mel B: Watch out, Stern is mad at you and Heidi because viewers are tuning in to see "the girls" and not the befuddled and bewigged Howard Stern.