Hair-Raising Stories

Liar, liar, hair on fire

Did anybody hear any of that infomercial today for the Howard Stern hair system? Howard claimed that everyone says he wears a toupee, well toupees are for bald people, they are giant pieces of hair pasted to your head to cover a giant bald spot, or the entire bald head. Howard has patchy frizz that he fills in with a hair system, yes, transplants and weaves, along with the Joan Rivers powder fillers.

Howard further claimed he doesn't dye his hair, well, duh, a doctor selects the darkest hair you have to transplant onto your head, or you purchase human hair in whatever color you want for a weave and glue it to your natural patchy curls, or in the case of Howard, he just uses the black hairs from Beth's mustache to transplant onto his head.

Beth uses the same hair system of cut, weave and glue as Howard. Notice the thick mass of hair on the top of her head and receding side hair line, along with the giant gap at the nape of her neck where the wig extensions stick out. That strip of bangs in the front and thin hair combed back over the wig attachment is about all she has left from years of wearing glued-on hair extensions. They eventually pull out your natural hair and must be removed with a glue buster rifle to get rid of the old extensions and attach fresh ones from time to time. It takes too long for your natural hair to grow out, or you could just cut off the extension. But, Beth has to get hers melted off with a ray gun and change out the old and attach new...then all she needs to to do is darken the roots to mask all the gray hair, since keeping up the bleach is tough on roots and it will turn to white steel wool. Quite a commitment but Beth has nothing else to do in her life but attach hair to her thinning brains along with those giant eyelashes and horse mouth with bucked teeth, she looks like a clown pony in a circus for deformed freaks that never matured past the game "Daddy, I'm a virgin".

Well, it is nice to know we have been misled from the beginning about the Robin Williams death. Why was his tragic death so special than any other tragic celebrity death? Early reports from now FAKE neighbors, stated they saw police arrive, then camera crews, and a woman crying on the steps of the Williams home. "Fake" as in phony, who were they? Did they even live on that street? They were only allowed in the area after the fact, they saw nothing. News coverage was misleading, everything was over, with people being let into the area only hours after everything was cleaned up, and the people, living and dead inside the Williams home, were gone.

All eyewitnesses, neighbors claiming to live on William's street, or right across the street from the death house, stop short and fail to report ever seeing a body being removed from the premises. Why? Because no one saw anything. 

They hid inside their homes while Mrs. Williams issued an edict to police for "privacy", all cameras were shut OFF, helicopters getting aerial photos of the residence were shut down. All because she didn't want photos of the body of Mr. Williams flashed on TV screens. Why? Why is this woman so special in the Bay Area? Who is she really?

First reports were confusing: 

• Williams was unconscious, not dead, when found
• Williams was found IN a closet at the pink mansion
• The pink mansion is not in Tiburon
• The Sea Cliff house was known as the pink mansion or pink palace and Williams hadn't lived there for several years.

This excerpt seems to suggest a 911 call was placed from the Tiburon house to report that Robin Williams was found unconscious in a closet in Sea Cliff:

Robin supposedly bought this mansion in 1991 and his second wife owns it. He had the Tiburon for some time where he lived with his current and last wife.

No photos have emerged of the Williams' body being removed from his residence in Tiburon. Pretty interesting is that a newscaster reported "neighbors" seeing Mrs. Williams walking their dog early Monday, the day Mr. Williams' body was discovered. She casually walked her dog then left later that morning. Then the personal assistant was free to enter and "discover" the body, somewhere, where he was suspended just above the "ground". I see the dog-walking story is not in any official time line reports of Mrs. Williams' activities that morning. 

Looks like an investigator is entering the home; who knows, the public has been misled from the start with this tragic incident.

Williams was treated like a politician or something, when other celebrities are subjected to tons of press as their bodies are removed from their homes, like with Philip Seymour Hoffman, we got the full report, and live on film. Even in the case of L'Wren Scott, we saw in full view the coroner vans, police cars, everything unfolded in front of TV cameras. Not so with Williams...cameras were turned OFF. 

The press release was issued hours after the event actually happened and the site was now indicated as the home in Tiburon; no photos have emerged of Williams being removed from the home...was he in an obvious weird position due to rigor mortis? 

One of the last photos of Robin...oh, and Mrs. Robin...one word from her and cameras are turned off...

Sooo, was that the reason the daughter of Robin Williams was sent a gruesome photo of a man that looked like her father with deep embedded belt marks around his neck? So she would know the truth about how her father really died? Seems someone was cutting off the current wife at the pass, not letting any wiseguys succeed in getting some of the crucial details redacted from the investigative reports or autopsy reports. Looks like Robin found his Beth; he was a lucky man and she is stunning.