Plastic Jewelry; Plastic Face

Real fur; junk jewelry

The legacy of Joan Rivers will be her plastic and metal jewelry collection she sold on cable television as several sources report she stroked out at her private physician's office during a procedure on her vocal chords, more likely, a Botox procedure which can have various side effects of spasms, stroke, temporary paralysis, etc. She was rushed to a hospital and is comatose as Missy suffers from stage fright not knowing when to pull the plug to ensure greatest dramatic impact for any upcoming episodes of her cable TV reality show as she vaguely ponders how she will learn to draw little pictures of stones piled on top of one another for designers to make into earrings for the Joan Rivers jewelry collection.

Overpriced junk jewelry for seniors in group homes.

Joan would not do The Don's game show
"Celebrity Apprentice" unless he agreed to
take Melissa too.

Joan tried to bring Melissa into her jewelry design company but as usual, Melissa can do nothing but show her naked ass on her cable TV reality show having sex with some guy paid to be her boyfriend for the show. According to many reports, especially by Joan's former agent Billy Sammeth, you could not hire Joan without Melissa, she had to be involved somehow, some way, either on camera or working with her mother in some capacity as a producer.

We wonder what eventually happens to talentless dolts, but I guess we will soon find out but we surmise Melissa should already have experts handling her money so she doesn't blow through it in a year with all her own plastic surgery procedures while paying her ex husband until infinity so he doesn't write any books or anything. 

Joan even gave Melissa her stage name "Rivers". I guess once her husband committed suicide, she wanted to erase his memory from their lives. 

Speaking of which, Howard will soon be OD'ing on all his plastic surgery procedures as we ponder how his talentless dolt will remain employed and keep her face in front of television cameras.



We see Howard is morphing into Robin Williams in the Barbra Streisand prosthetics for the film "Mrs. Doubtfire", with the disappearing eyebrows and the high arch of a browlift as he keeps pushing Beth in our faces because Howard and Beth are a pair, and the reason why he avoids most publicity stunts and red carpet events for "America's Got Talent"; producers don't want Beth, and it's been a battle keeping her off the red carpet. So Howard has to stage little dinners at his buddy's restaurant "Harlow" to keep Beth in front of the cameras, their own cameras that is, as Beth is now Howard's Miss iPhone Model.