Path To Destruction

According to Crazy Days & Nights dot net, in July 2014 Robin Williams checked himself into a rehab facility in Minnesota as he has struggled with sobriety and has had multiple rehab visits in his life only to have been found dead today in his CA home and his current wife is not speaking, at least not until she can speak to her lawyers, etc. No, I will not talk about the alleged cocaine parties, one in particular in September 2010 when Robin allegedly phoned his dealer at 3 AM because the coke spilled on a white carpet and guests were having trouble vacuuming...umm, okay, well that person made so much money from that one night he could purchase a new car for himself...oh good. But that is the problems of the rich and famous and having to go back to work on TV with properties on the market all to pay for an alleged habit, is really sad. 

I loved Robin in "The Birdcage". 

Salt Vampira Beth needs more
salty frozen pizza.

We only hope that Howard gets help for his habit of foisting that talentless dolt he married onto the world as I am still amazed the good ones seem to go to their reward much sooner than we would anticipate while certain other celebrities linger on.



Howard seemed to linger in the city this past weekend and was MIA in the Hamptons leaving his Barren Mom Cave home alone in her Hamptons Fortress of Solitude justifying her existence with the North Shore Animal League as she continues to trade cats back and forth to assess them for their photogenic abilities as well as having her ghostwriters make up a good storyline for each little foster kitten she so graciously opens up her basement to and subjects them to hours of flashbulbs in their faces as Beth fulfills her need to pretend she is a model.

Spock at Beth's Hamptons House under
attack by one of Beth's
frozen pizzas

Thank goodness Bethie takes time to be photographed with cats since she is so busy heating up frozen pizzas and prying the lock off the liquor cabinet as her doctor checks up on her pigeon toes that she keeps tripping over, I mean, we just know she is underpaid as it is by her charity, and she is a tireless worker desperate to get her Instagram photos trending on the web going so far as to hire a bunch of unemployable pigeons who don't even know who she is to type away and plug her sites, poor dear, at least Beth has one real fan site, and does she appreciate me? Yes she does [sad, isn't it?].

I reside in the clouds. I have no use here for worker drones
from the Hamptons catacombs. When I want a kitten
delivered to my living room for a coffee table centerpiece, I will ask you.
When I want the photo uploaded to Instagram, I will ask you. 
Do not take it upon yourself to post any photos without my approval. 
Now leave my presence before my husband has you thrown into the burning fires of hell.

I see Howard's mud pack treatments hardened
as Beth attends the "Get Wild" Summer Gala
event on August 9, 2014.

So where was Howard this weekend, no Hamptons for him, right? Oh, Beth keeps busy posting photos of Stern taken god knows when, just to keep up appearances that they actually see each other more than a few times a month or when he decides to shuttle Beth into Manhattan for a much needed Instagram photo shoot in her closet in the city, how funny, all the closets between this married couple who are alone and desperate for friends is just astonishing. I mean, having to pay Maria Menousnousnous and her weird husband Mr. Undergarments to spend the weekend with them and be photographed at that loser "Social Life Publishers Dinner" on August 2, 2014, with zero celebrities showing up, is just sad at this point. But we know Beth and Howard lead a full life posting selfies as America's Got Talent (AGT) will soon be shelved for another 10 months.

AGT has already reduced production days with Howard, they have to cut costs somewhere, so they cut out locations across the country for auditions, cut down on live tapings, all that stuff, and Stern is just edited into the broadcast later since all he does is stare blankly into the camera and have bizarre facial expressions; well it's difficult to have real facial expressions with his facial muscles fighting the botox all the time, it just creates more wrinkles, so he is in the vortex of botox forever...well, ask Beth, with her slurred speech, you know that isn't all from wine and frozen pizza. 

And if the reports I am receiving are correct [and my minions are never wrong], today Howard actually said Juan Carlos was not a... "great act, like Tiny Tim"...omg...is Howard an old fat married idiot living in 1975? Oh, yes he is. Sorry. I guess Juan Carlos just can't compete with Howard's one-shot TV appearance as FartMan. Wow, Howard is just showing that there is nothing inside that frizzy wire helipad on his head. What an embarrassment he is to television and he has the nerve to critique anyone else on any show. 

And, lastly, we know Howard Stern no longer books guests on his stale radio show, he has on whomever is wandering around the Sirius studios. and we know Jeff Bridges has nothing to do but plug his projects, so why not? Let's appear on old man Stern's radio show for group home shut-ins. Does the Mirror Have Two Faces Howard? Or are you just two-faced, or two-desperate for fame as you circle the drain of NY relics?

Let's leave everyone on a happy note today since the untimely death of Robin Williams. I hope this picture of Colin going to his yoga class in Santa Monica will cheer you up; I know it has done wonders for me.