Full Metal Wig

Howard out-did himself today taking a photo of his 45 yr old wife that is completely airbrushed and fake with that wig that just keeps growing and growing with those plastered little girl curls. Howard obviously has an obsession with the pageant princess look, like Toddlers & Tiaras. I have a feeling this is JonBenet Ramsey if she had survived and grown up to marry a decrepit old man desperate to have a trophy wife only to have a lead balloon and is the laughing stock of the Hamptons.

How do you handle chronic braggers with nothing to brag about? Profound assholes with zero talent and looks have to rely upon bragging about themselves, since no one else will brag about them. That is literally how they get up every morning, the alternative is making a hole in the Hudson River. All the articles about them are authored by Howard and his ghostwriters, Beth is in a fantasyland desperate to show up all the kids back home who thought she was in cheater prison and would never see her again only to have her lie through her teeth that she was off to Europe for a modeling tour only to end up loitering backstage at the Broadway production of "Tommy" hanging onto her buddy Michael Cerveris starring in the role which led to an intro to Pete Townshend which led to more lies made up in her football head, all of which pathetic Howard believes.


So who is Howard making jealous with these never-ending photos of Beth? Hopefully everyone, instead, they are laughed at, they look like old fools and are on par with Larry King and his aged wife who thinks she is also famous. Such is the state of old farts who are so old, any girl in her 50's is young to them.


So, did we ever find out what payola hush money birthday gift Howard gave to his token pigeon with a big mouth? You know, Miss Robin? The former Atkins Meat Diet stuck in her colon when she decided to go vegan and ended up having alleged emergency surgery and Howard, according to his own words on his vacuum pit he calls a radio show that is only available for a fee to pay for all his whacked out plans of launching himself on television at sixty years old...yes, that he was planning Robin's funeral only to be disappointed, as the loudmouthed off-center Robin survived whatever it was she survived...cleanse anyone?

It was after Robin Quivers stated she was on the Dr. Roni diet that she had a mass growing inside of her. Yes, the Dr. Roni diet where Robin consumed massive amounts of green drinks and vegan chocolate mousse resulting in alleged cancer that Robin backtracked saying her diet of squash soup and vegan chocolate mousse saved her from cancer. It was because she was pushing a Vegan Recipe Book at the time of her getting cancer and impending death. All her vegan recipes were included in her book but she could not go on a book tour due to dying from cancer. What a joke. She had a 17 month absence from the Stern show while on her deathbed then later appeared via audio only before returning in person to the Stern show.

Well, thanks to Robin, Howard could be the racist on the radio and on his loser Channel 9 TV show but nobody cared with Miss Token cackling away running through her new found wealth faster than she could get evicted and move back home with mommy.

Howard always hid behind those unfunny bizarre prosthetics for his skits on the Channel 9 Show; you know, like people who hide behind literal masks have a real problem communicating on a normal level and become dangerous to themselves and others.

I have to admit, Beth was cute in the old days
with no makeup and a darker hair color.

Beth got a bunch of these fake Hermes
bags and gave a tan color one to Robin
for her birthday years ago.

Interesting that Howard Stern rails against everyone on his show that has been dragging on about 20 years too long but will never say a bad word against the hot air balloon Robin. Why? Because she is literally a giant loose cannon, she cries and cries over tons of pay cuts from her satellite squatting job but hey, Howard has his own deal and Robin has her own deal also through the corporate cloud all bungled and juggled by their shared agency...ha, Robin, no wonder you threw that famous birthday gift on your desk and never bothered to look at it again. You remember, those knock-offs Beth parades around with for Super Saturday Shopping, yes, Robin evidently knew her Hermes messenger bag was a fake, she threw it on her desk at work before throwing a giant tantrum about not entering her closet, a.k.a., windowless office at Sirius studios, even to get her mail. So, Gary had to collect it and send it to her home and had to clean up her pig sty office.

Oh, poor Robin, how rare it is that this blogger devotes space to that woman who is filling more space that anyone on the show. Even Howard the Thin Man, who is thin everywhere but that midlife crisis midsection, hey Howard, buy a sports car and drive around the Hamptons at 25 MPH and make everyone jealous of you. Then strap on that Beth to the hood and send everyone running to their trees with a rope because everyone is jelly of you and Beth.

Beth also posted this disturbing photo today on her Instagram to try and brag about that fabric remnant dress that was a wedding gift from Georgina Chapman of Marchesa, that clothing company with the trashy cocktail dresses.




Kind of conjures up another recent image someone posted on their media site shortly after tying one on in the kitchen...