Kinison Role Could Have Saved Williams

Martyr Howard has a big cross to bear as he
is haunted by the crappy interview he
did with Robin Williams over 20 years ago

That seemed to be the point of the Howard Stern manifesto today on his rarely live satellite radio show when Stern managed to talk all about himself, how he has evolved into a nice person and fancies himself as some great interviewer and to plug a movie that was never made instead of focusing on the amazing career of Robin Williams and sharing a personal anecdote. Oh, right, there wasn't one, since Stern is a profound moronic morning DJ shock jock when all he has ever done was corner some celebrity guests to appear on his radio show managing to make every star seem boring while they scramble for an excuse to dart out of the interview early so they could fire their managers.

So poor Howard Stern, according to his own report today, live on the air, he was sitting and thinking about the interview he did with Robin Williams years and years ago and wanted to call him to get him back in the studio. While Howard was doing all this fantasizing about doing a new interview with Williams, who interrupts his fantasies but Beth O'Tipsy as she comes flying down the stairs on her broom to report of the death of Robin Williams.

Howard wants us to believe this bullshit story when it was just a thinly disguised attempt at self promotion and to talk about Bethie, who lives in the Hamptons, but she is with Stern this week to horn in on the taping of America's Got Talent (AGT) to get some attention and some selfie camera time while protecting Howard from having to join in the unscripted antics of the other judges on AGT.

Beth is whorin' it up at the taping of AGT tonight hoping to score some action while doing the foster fraud kitten shuffle. Goddamn that bitch is a floor model, ain't she?

Oh, shock and amazement as Stern was just thinking about Robin Williams and about the time he wanted to cast him in a movie about Sam Kinison, and Williams would have been perfect for the part. Bear in mind, no such movie was ever conceived, written, or produced by Stern, but this is all inside his fantasyland head. Oh, darn, if only Howard had cast Williams in his movie, helped the guy out, it just might have made Wiliams a star.

Scumbag Howard Stern made sure he got some plugs for his long forgotten awkward and awful interview he conducted with Williams and Howard hopes to get plenty of YouTube hits and new subscribers as he tries to cash in on that old interview that we just know he will replay on Sirius. Oh, don't you want to hear it? It is the bizarre ramblings of a stupid DJ trying to be Larry King. Stern always was out of his element interviewing stars, and nothing has changed.

Also today, media outlets reported of the death of Lauren Bacall, and we were just talking about "A Mirror Has Two Faces" when we have to bring it up again. Yes, she played Streisand's mother in the film. I just can't wait to hear what Howard says about her death, oh right, the dolt can't manage to sit on his ass for three hours a day on his satellite radio show and tape a stupid scripted game show at night. The poor old fart needs tons of vacation for his nips and tucks [not to mention all the tucking going on in Beth's underpants], my gosh, get to work people, you have tons of dependents to feed along with that planned baby momma waiting in the wings.

Streisand & Bacall in "A Mirror Has Two Faces".

It's a good thing BETH was in residence with Stern in the city this week so she could stop him from making a prize ass out of himself by actually trying to place a phone call to a deceased celebrity. Yes, if Howard is to be believed, he was scrambling to find Williams' home phone number when Beth told him she read that the star had died.

Beth's heart must have skipped a beat with the news of the death of Williams which must have caused rumblings in the grifter network when a mark has cashed in...oh, who said that? Not me...but a word to the wise, if I were Howard, I would take the doors off the closets and remove all belts from the premises. It would be so sad if his assistant were to find him hanging around in heels and ruining Beth's selfie lunch date.