Rerun King

After 50 years on the radio, the loser clown Stern is just a rerun now, and I suppose that is the point of mothball satellite radio, to hear a bunch of old stuff everyone forgot about and wishes not to be reminded of...so where is Stern? Why the vacation from sitting on his ass for two days a week in the city? Oh, he is tapping away writing articles about himself and desperate to get his pariah some work...oh, here's a good one...just what is Stern thinking? Does he have straw for brains?

Beth Fans already know that she is supporting another fraudulent front called the American Humane Association (AHA) which is largely funded by the Screen Actors Guild to provide a seal of approval on all movies and TV shows featuring live animals that they weren't harmed during filming. Before and after filming is a different story.

Bethie will be the host of some bogus award show in September to cover up and hide the fact the AHA does nothing to prevent animal cruelty or neglect on movie sets. It will air on the Hallmark Channel, which Howard has invested in heavily to make Beth a star; good luck, she belongs with the rotting corpses of animals strewn along the roadways as production companies pack up and go back to Hollywood. Everyone remember "The Hobbit" (2012)? I will spare you the disgusting details.

Good work Howard. What other disgusting events are you getting Beth to host and possibly ship her to the West Coast again and out of your closets for awhile?



Beth should back away from the phony animal charities and start thinking about her future. She is a dismal failure at everything she tries and Howard throwing money at the problem doesn't help. All Beth does is live inside her clouded mind filled with giant wigs attached to her giant football head as she continues to fight with her mirror barking orders at Howard to get her better plastic surgeons.

When it's Stern's own flabby ass, he makes sure he greases the right palms to get himself some TV action. It was Howard's corporate deal with Sirius that got him a deal with Simon Cowell's Syco Entertainment. Last night, viewers chose Simon Cowell's "America's Got Talent" over reruns on the other networks. I wonder what Syco will do when Howard finally reaches his pay ceiling of $30 million for completing his three year contract? I hope Howard doesn't spend his money too quickly, and who knows what cut Howard's hush and erase team is taking out of that...

We know Stern is stuck in that satellite vortex, because if he ever quits, there goes his TV job, since that was the whole point. AGT needs to have constant cross promotion, and since firing Sharon Osbourne, old man Stern was the designated old wind bag at the judges table to provide age old advice to morons with no talent; then Stern talks it up constantly on his infomercial satellite radio show to bore whatever audiences happen to cross his channel and set it as background noise for their pets as they leave for work.