The Mummy Returns

True to The Mummy's form, whenever Beth is photographed outdoors in an uncontrolled environment she is all covered up, especially from the waist through to her knees. I suspect major mummy bandages from liposuction hiding under those big dresses, and have yet to see any candid photos of her baring all this summer, only those phony old bikini shots from god knows what year(s) that she regularly posts on her social maniac sites.




                                         

Oh, don't forget Bethie this year is still on her dead dog tour to beg for money from the richy residents of the Hamptons, and is still bugging Miss Katie Lee Home Cooking For White Trash [well she learned from the best, Paula D wrote the foreword to one of her books and is a good friend], oooh, love that mess of yellow cheese with yellow cheese on beef with a mountain of double fries with, what? More yellow cheese....omg...then, before you make an appointment with your diabetes doctor and heart surgeon, top it off with a dessert of mountains of chocolate, whipped cream, chocolate chips, sugar cookies, cream pie....but, okay, enough of that.

When Katie Lee found out she was married to a Jewish man, she ran back to hillbilly country for a cleansing ceremony...barefoot and all...right Lil' Abner? Point your toes, honey, that means you have class.

Beth is still bugging the hell out of Alexandra the Blue Blood who was a giant pariah in her circle having to be dumped onto the comedy club circuit and paid to stay away from home for lack of any talent other than going both ways. Oh, remember her on the show, In Living Color? Nobody does, but she's rich so who gives a damn. Maybe she can buy Beth a kitten building with Beth's name on it at the North Shore Animal League where Beth is their paid spokespest so Howard Stern Who Hides His Plastic Surgery From The Sun can skate out of everything, including having the charity pay for Beth's wardrobe and rental cars.

Oh, but old man Stern was busy playing reality show with documenting himself yet again at Harlow Restaurant in the Hamptons this weekend. My gosh, I guess Nobu doesn't allow cameras inside their restaurant so now they are a permanent fixture at Harlow, well, that will drive away the tourists trade. Wonder the status of the alleged lawsuit when Beth FELL at Harlow in June.

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