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Cats can't save Howard and Beth from being doubtful guests in the Hamptons this year, as their running around doing selfies and getting cheap plugs in local New York papers and tabs is just pathetic, and no one wants them photo bombing their charity dinners with their phony promotion of animals that are housed in Beth's Hamptons Hideaway caged off from the rest of the house until Princess Photoshop needs them for a photoshoot to pretend she likes animals.
No, I am not forgetting this other Hamptons honey, whose idea of a comfort table is one free from racial diversity as she packs on the pounds since she is feeding two people.
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Yes, Bethie, the million dollar maiden who loves the designer handbags and could care less about the animals she is posing with, alive or dead, but loves her picture being taken and is seething with jealousy of all the young women, a.k.a., the Kardashians, who have a reality show, and who are sought after and photographed ad infinitum all over the globe while Beth is stuck in the Hamptons having to take her own photos and post them on her loser media sites whose paid corporate followers have no clue who she is other than a vertical vinyl floor model.
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| 2013, Jerry & Jessica Seinfeld Baby Buggy Summer Dinner |
Oh, remember the Horninskys last year? They barged into the Jessica Seinfeld Baby Buggy charity event, but what about yesterday? Saturday? You remember, when the uninvited duo had to stage their own pitiful photoshoot at their friend's restaurant, a restaurant where Beth and Howard have taken up permanent residence.
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| 2013, Jerry & Jessica Seinfeld Baby Buggy Summer Dinner |
Beth and Howard return to the scene of the crime? Beth FELL at Harlow
restaurant in June and I guess Howard is waiting for the
settlement agreement otherwise he may own the place.
Howard is reversed but the magazine or newspaper isn't. Nice photoshopping
there you guys. Howard doesn't live with Beth and she commonly
posts headless photos of Howard.
#harlow #hamptons #katielee #joel #billyjoel #christamiller #christa
"Oh my Afterlife" and "vertical vinyl floor model" lol
ReplyDeleteBeth is such a hypocrite, and such an entitled bitch! I remember when she "wrote" that "book" and when asked she's like "Well, I'm a celebrity wife...we get offered book deals"
But, not she doesn't even care about dogs only cats. Funny, in the first 7 years of their relationship Howard never mentioned ANYTHING about Beth Ofakeadovcate being some animal crusader.
So interesting that they were not invited to the Seinfeld event. But not surprising considering what the Sterns did last time by bringing Whitney Cummings. Well, trash hangs with trash, and the Seinfelds weren't going to have any of that again. Good for them.
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