Terror In The Wax Museum

I wouldn't want to be inside the hallowed walls of the wax museum housing its prize wax figure, Beth O'WaxWorks, as she continues to mourn the death of the dog that was purchased to keep Howard's daughter entertained during the court ordered visits and custody battles in his Manhattan Man Cave, having to make it child friendly until the kid finally turned 18 and he was free of that tired doting father routine [thank god]. Hope Beth doesn't melt her hardened wax figure as she feigns tears of sadness over having a dog that died, well, she is an actress you know, having stated in numerous online bios that she played opposite Amanda Peet in "Whipped" yet managed to have zero scenes with her and only appears for 2 seconds at the end of the movie kissing Brian Van Escort [I forgot what I was talking about].

So, wasn't it two years ago today that Bethie walked the halls of the Wax Museum mourning the death of Bianca the dog and hatched a plan to ask the public for money to get her name on a building at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL), called Bianca's Furry Friends? Yes, ever since about May 2013, she and Howard have rudely and brazenly badgered the public and their richy rich friends for MONEY, money to pay Beth's salary as spokesbitch for NSAL, and money to pay her expenses as she bothers producers for television work, all couched in a neat package called charitable donations.

Photo below is from Whirlmagazine.com, May 2013 Issue, Beth puts on her sad face posing in front of the urn housing dead Bianca the Bulldog. Beth announced her upcoming plans for a foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, in 2012 but it took a year for the lawyers to swing this. Beth always tries to include sex with pets, she is so desperate for her own solo calendar of sexy poses, which she tried in the past and it sold 5 copies and Howard Stern finally got her a job with NSAL and had to get animals in the picture so it could be counted as a charitable donation [omg].

Didn't Ashley come home to New York to be with her father wanting to see her ailing dog before it died? Didn't Beth already have it incinerated and thrown into an urn to place in her bedroom at the Hamptons Wax Museum and Ashley was informed her dog was now her namesake and had become Ashes? Yes.

Beth now gets her fathead in every photo and you just wonder where all this money is going, or, maybe you don't wonder...but at least Beth gets her fat ass photos posted every week on Instagram just in case you want to feature only HER in a calendar...remember SHE came up with the term 'kitten picture haters' or 'kitten video haters' not me....Beth is all about fightin' the haters.

Here's Howard's patchy wig for all you Beth & JD Makeover haters:

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