Bethie O'Bomb continues to try and reshape her shapeless image by campaigning that she loves little homeless kittens and must save each one before they are dumped onto real foster homes and perceives that her world is filled with, quote, kitten post haters, and even haters of her bizarre beach photos taken years ago by her frequent house guest husband. 
Why such hate in your life Beth? Aren't you vanilla enough yet for television audiences? Or does your past, or lack of it, keep coming back to bite you in your butt?
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| Beth used to model fat ass "Depends" bikini bottoms for FHM magazine, but it was considered too risque for Howard's new vanilla audience. |
Beth is desperate to copy copy copy anyone from the past, you know, real celebrities and authentic beauties, inside and out, as Howard Stern [her visiting weekend hubby] is fighting his own perceived hate across the Internet. Damn that Al Gore for inventing the internet so reality can creep through all the massive little hairs sewn into Stern's patchy balding square head.
Oh, I don't think this natural beauty has any problems with "haters"; try and copy this Beth...oh, but you are already trying to copy the original, yet the haters in your head know you are a giant faker with a paintbrush to erase your freakish features from your millions of unpublished photos lying around your house and pasted on your walls as you heat up your little frozen pizzas in between your wine breaks.
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We see Mick Jagger has managed to stop grieving about his girlfriend who was found tied to a doorknob in her home [first rented, then purchased by Mick the Dick] to plug the movie he produced about the life of James Brown. Mick is all about making the money and tirelessly promoting himself. Stern could learn from his example, especially on dealing with certain pesky problems, financial, and otherwise.
Oh, I don't think this natural beauty has any problems with "haters"; try and copy this Beth...oh, but you are already trying to copy the original, yet the haters in your head know you are a giant faker with a paintbrush to erase your freakish features from your millions of unpublished photos lying around your house and pasted on your walls as you heat up your little frozen pizzas in between your wine breaks.We see Mick Jagger has managed to stop grieving about his girlfriend who was found tied to a doorknob in her home [first rented, then purchased by Mick the Dick] to plug the movie he produced about the life of James Brown. Mick is all about making the money and tirelessly promoting himself. Stern could learn from his example, especially on dealing with certain pesky problems, financial, and otherwise.
Where's your scarf, Mick? Did you leave it tied around the house somewhere? It wasn't a L'Wren Scott designed scarf, it was Hermes...wouldn't a designer use stuff from her own clothing line to kill herself?
Comments in red are mine...everything else is from Janet Charlton:
Comments in red are mine...everything else is from Janet Charlton:
Hi Beth Man! I just read that Mick's new girlfriend is a prima ballerina with ABT and she is 27. Mick is 70. He met her her a few weeks before L'Wren died. (The girl obviously has granddaddy issues.)
ReplyDeleteYes, Brigitte Bardot was a natural beauty. In contrast, Beth looks like a Clydesdale clomping on the beach.
ReplyDeleteBut most of all, Bardot takes beautiful photos with animals - the deep affection she feels for them really comes through. Unlike Beth whose deep affection for herself is the only thing that comes through.