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Andrej can play any part...
Let's face it, Beth never got down and dirty with anyone or anything or anywhere. She was a geek nerd girl, god knows how she got any jobs, I mean, an insulation model? Don't get excited, I am sure Beth Fans have seen this before. Gosh, Beth, reality is really shitty. No wonder you developed a fantasy life until finally Howard had to shut you down and get you under control with an automatic camera snapping away in your face with a bunch of homeless cats to sort through during the day and sift out the rejects dumping them back onto NSAL and finally onto a real foster home. Are you still vertical? Or did you come flying out of the bathroom again and have to visit the ER? Well after seeing this ad, I don't blame you.
All the great Howard Stern morning zoo guy could get for his girlfriend was a modeling job with Razor Magazine in 2003 only to have the company shut down by 2005. Notice what the photographer had to say about the subject of the cover story - Miss Unknown Nobody is confirmed to have been a giant never-was:
You know, I would have some respect for Beth if she just owned up to her past. But that's never going to happen. Great find on the insulation ad. I'm still stunned! However, like I said, how funny and honest it would be if she said, "yes, this is what I used to do," and actually had a sense of humor about herself. But no...instead we get the dishonest Howard Stern show. Thank you again for a wonderful, awe-inspiring blog.
ReplyDeletenice finds. heheh
ReplyDeleteYou rock. And you're partially responsible for keeping Beth relevant..... at least relevant as an continual source of comic entertainment.
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